guy 1: Hey have you washed your cotton candy yet?
guy2: oh shit i forgot
guy 1: yo that is so much germs, if you ate it already
guy2: oh shit i forgot
guy 1: yo that is so much germs, if you ate it already
by KaiWantsToCri April 7, 2019

Dang Adam and Ryan what's wrong with your women when they hang out . I don't know they must be in the cotton bowl
by Red flow January 6, 2014

An erect phallus contained within a pair of briefs, which pushes the fabric up into the shape of a small tent.
by SAKURA TEH MC October 15, 2008

by Me sexy lover June 6, 2016

The stories that your grandparents passed down from there slavery days picking cotton in the fields & serving their master.
"Hey Gramps, tell me a bed time story."
"Story telling? Nah, I'll tell you cotton tales, back when working for the white man & being allowed to pick his cotton. Those were the days.."
"Nigga what?!"
"Story telling? Nah, I'll tell you cotton tales, back when working for the white man & being allowed to pick his cotton. Those were the days.."
"Nigga what?!"
by Sofakingsaiyan April 26, 2020

by George Porge 69 October 22, 2013

A person who attends events just to get the free themed tshirt. In college the events are mainly Greek related. After college they tend to be participatory sporting events.
Jason is such a cotton whore. He only ran in the Peachtree Road Race to get the shirt.
Did you see them wearing those shirts in the student union? Biffy and Ken broke up last week but still went to the regatta together because they're cotton whores.
Did you see them wearing those shirts in the student union? Biffy and Ken broke up last week but still went to the regatta together because they're cotton whores.
by KingOf404 July 7, 2010
