matthew hayden cook

By far the best man you'll ever meet. He's sweet, kind, funny, smart but sometimes a dork. He loves to laugh and make everyone around him laugh. He's the best to take to any event because he's the life of the party. His smile lights up an entire room. He loves his family and treats them with tons of respect. You would be very lucky to have him and call your own. Has a big heart and gives the absolute best hugs. Loves to play around and has fun no matter what. A picture perfect boyfriend that will do anything for you and to make you happy.

Oh he's such a Matthew Hayden Cook. He's so sweet and funny!

matthew hayden cook by yessir2001 November 3, 2018

yo we need to cook bitch 

Jesse from breaking bad

Jesse: yo we need to cook bitch

yo we need to cook bitch by Battlefront2lover1234 September 8, 2022

The Dane Cook Effect 

1. When an entertainer or public figure has a fan base that becomes so obnoxious, annoying and generally despised, that the entertainer or public figure becomes the object of scorn, ridicule and hate by the public, despite the fan base being the actual problem, not the entertainer or public figure
2. When a person, group, movement or thing gains such significantly high level of popularity, that it actually causes an equal and opposite reaction from the public creating a subculture of near equal popularity that hates the source of popularity

1. Despite suffering from The Dane Cook Effect, Insane Clown Posse managed to stay consistent and at least gain some respect from the public for their ability to understand merchandising and utilize a good marketing strategy.
2. Even though conservationism is practical and pragmatic, too many annoying self righteous douches contaminated the public image of conservation leading to The Dane Cook Effect causing people do the opposite out of spite.

The Dane Cook Effect by Gaiseric the Elder February 24, 2023

Lettin' it cook 

When an alert becomes active, it's left until it nears breaching an SLA. This gives the alert time to simmer and cook thoroughly. You may just find that the issue resolves itself ;)

" Lettin' it cook "

1: Should I log this alert that's just come in?
2: Nah the SLA is 1 hour so just let it cook.

Lettin' it cook by Protractervist June 10, 2023

Let'em cook 

A request to give time to an individual or team that is working on something of importance and seem to be on the verge of a break through

Person A: This game game out broken as fuck and glitchy as hell
Person B: Everything comes out that way nowadays, look at the basics, see something great is being made here, and let'em cook

Let'em cook by anonymous July 24, 2023

Line Cook

The evolutionary gap between man and ape. Able to perform tasks of great simplicity in a primitive state of being.

"I saw a monkey at the zoo today daddy!"
"No sweetie, that was just one of the line cooks at the rainforest cafe."

Line Cook by Danielgclapp June 12, 2014

Captain Cook

When doing it doggy style, you put one arm behind your back and the other hand shading your eyes, like you're looking for something far away. A variation on the Admiral, but a little more classy (and with historical significance)

Girl having sex doggy style turns around and says "What are you doing?"

Guy replies:" I'm doing the Captain Cook. I'm sailing Down Under"

Captain Cook by Jazzmoid October 30, 2010