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commack

Though predominantly wealthy and Jewish, other ethnicities and eco-social classes do exist...somewhere...Commack is home to one of the highest achieving school districts in the country.

Commack has a bunch of social cliques including JAPs, Preps, Jocks, Punks, Skaters.
Commack has the top kickline team in the U.S.
You know you are in Commack if you...
Love to go to Coldstone
Wear Juicy, Hardtail, SoLo and 2bfree
Have the latest Tiffany
Bring your Coach, Burberry or Dooney to school everyday
Eat Sushi
Wear a side ponytail
Go to sleepaway camp
Have Crocs in every color
Are Jewish
Have a big house and drive a nice car
Belong to the "Club" and play golf there often
Pay someone else to clean your house
Get your nails done every week

Commack, in the running for being one of the jappiest places to live on Long Island.
Commack, similar to Dix Hills only not right next to the LIE.
by Commackgrl September 8, 2008
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here comes the heater

"here comes the heater!!"
"thats a radiator, idiot!"
*BLAM!!*
by hex_ten December 18, 2004
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carpet commando

one who is down on all 4's scanning the carpet for methamphetamine. (or drugs of the sort)
you walk into a room and see somone picking through the carpet, they are going carpet commando.
by Ezekiel Melinko March 9, 2007
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redneck commandments

the 10 commandments for rednecks
1.) thou must marry thine sister.
2.) thou must consume copious amounts of alcohol.
3.) thou mustn't achieve greater education than grade 8.
4.) thou must live in a broken down house or trailer park.
5.) thou mustn't bathe more than twice per year.
6.) thou must have many children, many pets, and have your parents live in the attic.
7.) thou must watch NASCAR.
8.) thou must wear plaid and a trucker hat.
9.) thou must live in the USA or Canada.
10.) thou must own a beaten up truck

the lost commandments
11.) thou must listen to country.
12.) thou must vote for bush.
13.) thou must make moonshine.
14.) thou mustn't pay taxes.
15.) thou must hate your neighbor.
16.) thou must disapprove of newcomers.
17.) thou must salute the trucker.
18.) thou must only eat game you find (road) and kill, yourself.
19.) thou have a rocking chair on your porch.
20.) thou must play the banjo.
-road trip through Alabama-
-stop at a gas station-
-get out and fill up-
guy 1 "hmm?"
-locals stare and talk to each other-
-guy 1 gets back into car-
-guy 1 to guy 2- " those guys are kind of creeping me out. Can you guess why they're doing that?"
guy 2 "have no idea. You might want to check in with them redneck commandments."
by leviathantheinsane June 13, 2013
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This comes from inside

Have you heard This comes from inside yet?
no i don't care about murderous robot bears.
by Floopledee June 30, 2022
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Going Commando

To not wear a face mask when it is required.
Greg, put ur damn face panties on!! You know you can’t walk around the office going commando!
by BBQFreak August 6, 2021
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Gunshop Commando

1. One who frequents a gunshop and tells lots of "no shit, there I was..." stories.

2. One who buys lots of military style weapons at the gunshop and has no real reason for an M-4 or AK-47 except to play dress up in their house with props.

3. One who thinks that buying a rifle that the military uses will make him look tougher.
See that guy over there dressed up like Rambo? He's the local gunshop commando around here.
by Chairborne Ranger January 11, 2011
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