Southern Comfort

A lady yanks on your balls while you are drinking whiskey and fucking your cousin. Don't you just love southern comfort

Southern Comfort is always good with some good ball torture and drinking whiskey

by BoB DYLAN DADDY December 8, 2020

comfort break

Corporate slang for you need a sh*t

Damn, last night’s pizza didn’t go down very well, hey boss I’m going on a comfort break!

by Xoogster February 16, 2024

comfort flirting

when you flirt by comforting someone.

person a: * sad*
person b: its all gonna be ok
person a: what are you doing
person b: im comfort flirting

by Ardeat August 6, 2022

Comfort belly

A rounded belly that protrudes somewhat. Similar to a dad bod. Especially of a man.

‘You’ve got such a comfort belly there, Rhys!’ I.e. Rhys has got a bit of a belly on him.

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 February 5, 2019

comfort puppy

When a guy tries to get with a girl who already has a boyfriend in a shaky relationship decides to help work things out (aka breaking up with the guy). He'll help break up and become the greatest friend in the girl's eyes and give her comfort and in an adorable way.

Oh Patrick, you Comfort Puppy you! We know you're jealous.

by JonasTHEPickHELL July 13, 2017

dirty comfort

Someone that look inside your gut & fish out all you have inside, don’t even try to hide it, he’ll take a spatula to fish out all that lies beneath.

‘ I was chilling & napping by the pool, when I woke up, Dirty Comfort already took out my gut & handed it over to me😱’

by Comfabulous November 15, 2020

culture comfort

When someone, usually a hipster at a food truck or a barista changes their greeting to one that they think sounds more culturally relative to the customer.

White guy steps up to the counter
White Server: "Hello sir how can I help you?"
Black guy steps up.
White Server: "Whassup man"
Black guy: "Don't culture comfort me, treat me with the respect and dignity I deserve"

by Tokenship June 24, 2021