Tapestry Collector

A Tapestry Collector is a woke hippie/Alt female , dyed hair with bangs , facial piercings , uses recreational drugs , has a pet Animal , usually wearing pajama pants and doesn’t shower , hairy vagina and usually has a smelly asshole , offended by everything and wants to cancel everyone. Accuses everyone of Misgendering them , claims to be Bi-Sexual , and of course Collects Non Stop Tapestry And Contradicts Everything they stand for by having an ONLYFANS account

“You going to Shambala? “
“Yeah bro hopefully these Tapestry Collectors , Don’t Get this Cancelled Next”

“I used to like going to that coffee shop downtown now it’s filled with Tapestry collectors“

“Thank you for watching my Stream ! NON- Binary , Stop Objectifying Women , Men are gross , Support Gay rights Subscribe to my ONLYFANS!”

“Bro i want what ever drugs this Tapestry Collector is on”

by Bluebangs October 10, 2023

fap collection

A collection of photos or videos a man uses when he faps

"What's this folder titled "homework"?"

"Don't open it it's my entire fap collection"

by Maxwellmace January 24, 2024

Mans Collection

A type of collection granted typically when you do something good against your opponent

Eg. Break someones ankles in basketball or beat someone in a game of some sort

When you beat someone or do something good the person typically says "mans collection is due!"

Or If it's something spectacular or embarrassing the opponent does you would say " This is a Mans collection, clean up is due on isle 5"

by Todgenmans August 20, 2024

bug collector

an intimate term. sentenced the same way as lover, it's used to describe someone who loves another for everything they are. derived and inspired by haley heynderickx "the bug collector", the song talks about "trying to help someone you love with their problems or history and realizing you can't". it may as well describe the burning feeling of wanting to love yet not being able to do so.

"let me be your bug collector" (let me love and care for you).

"i am just their bug collector" (i am just their admirer)

by her pudding February 11, 2024

bone collector

n. A female who has children with multiple men.

Crystal is on her third baby from a different man. That hoe is a bone collector.

by Honestjane843 April 12, 2024

Cunty Collective

Refers to a group of Arsenal FC fan’s that agree with outrageous football opinions about the quality of the Arsenal team. Inflating their value to a ridiculous extent, it becomes absurd.

You hear a guy go: “Rice and Saka are both best in the world, our team is the best Arsenal team ever.” Oh, that’s definitely a member of the Cunty Collective.

by Marvellous Moron January 20, 2026

Sap Collector

A person that collects copious amounts of semen

Yeah Angie... she's a huge sap collector dude stay away from her

by Holden_minutz23 February 20, 2025