Noun: A guy who becomes completely uncollected, unrecognizable to his friends and just plain dopey while in the presence of mind numbingly beautiful girls.
Verb: (Cunt Clowning) The afore mentioned guy in the process of making a total ass of himself as engaged in the futile pursuit of a girl so amazing it hurts to look at her. Usually while simultaneously ignoring his friends.
Verb: (Cunt Clowning) The afore mentioned guy in the process of making a total ass of himself as engaged in the futile pursuit of a girl so amazing it hurts to look at her. Usually while simultaneously ignoring his friends.
1. Freddy is such a ridiculous cunt clown when he goes clubbing! Last time we were here he got shut down every time; those broads were way out of his league.
2. (a) Where did that asshole Freddy go, he's
sponsoring this fucking round!
(b) See that goddess at the end of the bar?
(a) Yeah?
(b) He's over there cunt clowning again. Yep,
he fancies himself quite a swordsman.
(a) God, what an asshole.
2. (a) Where did that asshole Freddy go, he's
sponsoring this fucking round!
(b) See that goddess at the end of the bar?
(a) Yeah?
(b) He's over there cunt clowning again. Yep,
he fancies himself quite a swordsman.
(a) God, what an asshole.
by Jesus Tap Dancin' Christ June 26, 2010
A fuck up. One who fools around too much. Clown cockery: the act of clown cocking. Clown cocking :the madcap actions of the said clown cock.
by irondaddy2262 October 11, 2016
A small but enthusiastic sub-set of kinky sex culture that enjoys pornographic material depicting people dressed as clowns defecating often but not always in a public setting.
by sgt. roy batty September 06, 2019
Someone who is not only being a chach but is also being an idiot at the same time. ie someone cutting you off in traffic because they're talking on their cell phone or doing some other task.
Mary was a chach clown when she cut off a car to get into the left lane and then went 5 miles per hour under the speed limit.
by pugmahon August 01, 2009
by Big🤡 November 01, 2019
The term "clicky clown" is a name given to a person of high status in a gang or group.
Also can be used when describing the noise made by small mammals when walking on a hard surface. See ich pende.
Also can be used when describing the noise made by small mammals when walking on a hard surface. See ich pende.
by Creepy2212 April 18, 2009
To grab your pecker and vigorously stroke it back and forth, almost to the point of rugburn. Also known as Roughing up the Suspect.
by Naughty February 08, 2005