jesus christ

some dude commonly believed by the same kind of morons

jesus christ? actually doesn't exist!

by chun hyang February 6, 2008

Jesus Christ

1. A word used to express anger. Avoid saying this in front of Jesus Freaks, it will upset them.

2. Some guy stated in the Bible. He supposedly died on a cross and died for our sins. Now he's gonna save us all or something like that. Of course we all know this is absolutely retarded, after all, the only reference is a really big book.

1. Jesus Christ, why the hell is my wife doing another man in my bed??

2. All the Bible is, is a big book, ok?? Who wrote the book? God? Ok. Yeah. God wrote the Bible and then came down to earth and gave it to some guy so he could show it to everyone. YEAH RIGHT. You know what really happened? Some guy wrote all this bull so that he could make some money.

And how come even in the Bible, men have all the power? I though "Jesus" believed in equality for everyone!! Wtf?

Tell you what, when Jesus "Saves" you, I want you to come down here with him and show me. THEN I'll believe it. Thank you.

by XxXI.AM.NOT.AN.AETHEISTXxX April 4, 2009

Jesus H. Christ

A phrase used to express particular suprise, disgust or shock to an instance, as emphasized by the "H" (which stands for "Holy"). It's used in the same context as "Jesus Christ!", except the H is added to include greater emphasis on the concern.

Note: The phrase is no more-or-less blasphemous than "Jesus Christ"

"Jesus H. Christ, you scared the shit outta me!"

by Alhadis June 17, 2004

Bob Christ

Bob Christ is the half-brother of Jesus Christ.
He was born when God anally raped Satan(dont ask why).

Bob Christ will inherit Heaven and Hell when his parents will die.
Unfortunatly they are eternal beings

by iProphet August 17, 2009

the passion of the christ

The Passion of the Christ (2004) is a film about the last twelve hours of the life of Jesus Christ, financed and directed by Mel Gibson. It is a film adaptation of the traditional Passion play, a Roman Catholic tradition during the season of Lent. However, the film is also very popular with non-Catholic congregations.

Gisbon's "The Passion of the Christ" took the number eight all-time domestic earner's spot from "Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers."

by Mags April 13, 2004

Christ Punch

A punch so epic, so devastating, so intense, so colossal that it unleashes powers of/or comparable to that of Jesus Christ himself...

Even Ghandi wants to Christ Punch Zach Braff in his cunt face with the ferocity of a thousand exploding stars that have divided by zero OH SHI-

by Joel Mendoza October 26, 2007

christanka

Nickname for girls named Christina who are also a dirty skank, or skanker. They also tend to smell of booze, cigarettes, and dirty towels.

I'm sure she's a tar lunged dirty B word, but she's no Christanka.

by skanklover98 June 16, 2010