The spongy tissue that becomes rock solid when filled with blood that resembles a purple mushroom cap on a stick or Darth Vader's helmet that is capable of spraying hot chowder at speeds up to 28mph.
Bro, you should have seen the damage I did with my Chowder Rifle last night. I'm pretty sure Sharon's eyes are still pink.
by Backdoor Bino June 3, 2019
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