Matt; I just ate this chicks ass out!
Matts friend; Wow dude was it after she dumped!
Matt; Hell yeah I had a nice chocolate mustache.
Matts friend; Wow dude was it after she dumped!
Matt; Hell yeah I had a nice chocolate mustache.
by Mattyice22 December 5, 2013
Get the Chocolate Mustachemug. The act of taking a sloppy, wet shit, possibly diarreha, then, without wiping, while your friends (up to 7) are asleep, using the palms of their hands instead of toilet paper to wipe your ass with. Symptoms include pink eye, morning sickness, and poor hygene.
friend one: 'wakes up and rubs eyes' "Eww dude what the fuck who the hell used my hands as an ass wipe?!?!" friend two: "Oh my fucking lord who the hell is responsible for this?!?!" You: "I have no idea, someone did it to me also but i washed my hands this morning, must have been the chocolate phantom."
by The Chocolate Phantom June 26, 2010
Get the chocolate phantommug. A co worker or friend that constantly makes shit up about themselves. The kind of shit you know he's lying about and he shows that he's lying, but will protest that it's truth.
Also known as a Cocoa Ascender.
Also known as a Cocoa Ascender.
Guy#1: Hey man you know i'm the grandson of an Apache chief?
Guy#2: Bull shit man, you're the whitest dude i know.
Guy#1: No bro, for real his name was Chief David.
Guy#2 Fuck you dude. You're such a chocolate riser.
Guy#2: Bull shit man, you're the whitest dude i know.
Guy#1: No bro, for real his name was Chief David.
Guy#2 Fuck you dude. You're such a chocolate riser.
by JayTeeEs March 2, 2012
Get the Chocolate Risermug. When you decide to save a delicious piece of chocolate for later so you put it in your pocket, only to later realize said piece of chocolate melted and left your pocket a chocolate-y mess.
by Kzelly September 11, 2010
Get the Chocolate pocketmug. by Cynikul January 1, 2009
Get the Chocolate Rainmug. (Not to be confused with plain vanilla, though also derived from flavours of ice cream.) Sex between so-called "black" and "white" people. May also be used for a threesome or group sex where at least one of those participating has sex with "black" and "white" alike.
A: I hear Tracy got bored with the same old plain vanilla with Chris.
B: Yeah, chocolate and vanilla is much more her thing, when she can get it.
C: (listening in, confused) Yeah? That's funny .... I didn't think Tracy even LIKED ice cream!
B: Yeah, chocolate and vanilla is much more her thing, when she can get it.
C: (listening in, confused) Yeah? That's funny .... I didn't think Tracy even LIKED ice cream!
by kofi June 30, 2003
Get the chocolate and vanillamug. by Sexy March 3, 2004
Get the Hot Chocolatemug.