Chelsea

The name you give to your most annoying daughter.

I know I'm supposed to love all of my children equally but Chelsea just makes it so difficult.

by Starnewspaper July 18, 2018

ChelseaFans

Chelsea fans are idiots they think they will win the premier league every year. They think that they belong in the champions league but in reality they should be in the europa league. They think that kante is the best midfielder in the world have they not heard of god dam de bruyne. They are all plastic fans and their club started in 2004 and they are all google searches.

Jhon: they are such idiots they must be ChelseaFans

by chrismemes September 12, 2019

Chelsea

Chelsea is an amazing girl who is my girlfriend and I love her so much!! She's such a beautiful person and deserves to be the happiest girl in the world!!!

Chelsea is the best!!

by evieiscute January 27, 2020

chelleLicious512

n.

1) friendly
2) awesome
3) l337
4) writes long ass xanga entries
5) spends most time on computer chatting
6) dork (studies alot)
7) eats lots of junk food
8) favorite snack: chocolate anything
9) talkative
10) extreme hyperactiveness
11) sexxxayy in here own ways ;-)
12) conceited person :P
13) impacient sometimes

... bleh more definitions to come, can't think of much right now.. im tired.

by Kenneth March 17, 2005

Chelsey

The name Chelsey is a girl that is obsessed with boys. Especially brown haired boys. She loves those, She likes boys usually named Nick.

Boy 1: Hey you see that girl over there that likes Nick?
Boy 2: Oh yea, That's Chelsey.

Boy 1: Damn, she is like obsessed with Nick.

by The Anonymous Gril December 6, 2016

Chelsea Kane

A girl that's really stupid and eats poop.
Somewhat good looking though. In the right light.

Person one. "Wow, is she eating poop?"
Person two. "Yeah, That's Chelsea Kane."

by JesusHChristoftheJews April 2, 2010

Chelsea Handler Syndrome

Also known as CHS

A condition in which you've watched so much 'Chelsea Lately' or 'The Chelsea Handler Show' that you've come to talk, look, and move your body like her. You say things like 'shadoobie', 'pikachu', and 'little nugget', all while trashing Britney Spears. When you say things that you got from Chelsea, some people (recognizing your reference) will say "OKAY, Chelsea Handler" But as an addict, you find it complimenting.

Girl - "HELLO. I'm Kari Mackenzie, watch as I go DEEEEEEEP inside my halloween candy."
Sister - "OKAY, Chelsea Handler"
Girl - "Not my fault, I have Chelsea Handler Syndrome"

by Kari Mackenzie February 6, 2008