Toilet Chandelier

toilet chandelier
The dangling situation that occurs when a man sits on the toilet and gravity takes over in an uncomfortably theatrical way.

“I had to adjust my seating position—my toilet chandelier was getting a little too close for comfort.”

by Atomic Luchador February 8, 2026

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bavarian chandelier

A sexual maneuver: performed by a male standing nude over face of partner or preferred target, spinning genitals in a slight circular motion upon ejaculation allowing suspended cum load to contact target whilst completing at least one full rotation otherwise becoming a genitalia ceiling fan.

Nice day at the beach babe, I'll get the stuff out the truck if you want to pick a spot to layout I'll be right there to give you the old Bavarian Chandelier.

by anonymous March 9, 2025

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Big Canceller

Someone who always cancels plans, especially last minute.

Don't worry, I should be free to join. My client that hour is a Big Canceller.

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher July 13, 2025

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that shit is cancelled

when something needs to be stopped bc literally no one cares at all

rilie- dude i wish brandon would shut up
evan- brandon that shit is cancelled

by manfuckthemkidsbro November 22, 2019

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Don’t get your bun in a chandelier

Originating in high society Tannersville, PA, this is a common occurrence for local aristocrats who make much ado about nothing.

“Guys, you didn’t buy the extra dark locally sourced cage free fair trade organic barrel aged hot cocoa powder that I wanted!”

“Oh Rebecca, don’t get your bun in a chandelier now. We have Swiss Miss at home.”

by Cherrybomb666 January 16, 2021

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