charming

a unique skill possesed by a priveleged (or not priveledged few). charming is accomplished by sitting on your back with your legs spread in the air. you then proceed to expel gas (see fart). once you have farted, you use your butt muscles to suck the air back in and continue to repeat for as long a possible. thus, once your location has been succesfully filled with ass gas, you have completed your charming.

he was charming for two hours until the air was poison

by jordan d January 18, 2006

Storm Chasing

The attempt to have sex one last time before a girl gets her period and you're stuck jerking off all week.

Also may be used to describe men whose fetish is to have sex with a girl while she has her period.

My girl told me that there was a storm-a-brewin down south. So I convinced her to let me try storm chasing before it was too late.

by Deadinlivingform October 10, 2011

Chasing the Chestnut

Sexual prostate stimulation

He bent over and asked me to start chasing the chestnut, so I lubed him up and went for it.

by caryatid68 October 4, 2011

Chasing the Chicken

Wasting other people's time with totally useless consumption of social media bandwidth.

I can't believe that total asshole posted "Chasing the Chicken" as his Facebook status.

by mostlyferal September 8, 2013

chasing worms

A phrase that is used to say that someone or something is deceased. The reason is after burial, worms tend to feast upon the flesh of the dead.

“My real father is dead, he is six feet under chasing worms!”

by {Cakeman} January 18, 2018

Chamming

When you are chatting wham aka shit

You were chamming so much last night lid

by asdfghjkl,mnbvcx May 14, 2018

chasing the mustache

Street term for shooting up Insulin.

"oooh mah god, insulin I love you. Ohh, sweet, sweet life-giving nectar processing my sugars...yes...diabeetis! DIABEEETUUUS! I'm chasing the mustache!"

by Silly Milly January 18, 2008