Castle von Wolfenstein

A basement in a pedophiles apartment

"I visited that guy's castle von wolfenstein."

by fuckfacethepuré October 25, 2017

castle punch

When a submissive potato approaches the larger, more powerful potato, to engage in makeup sex.

I’m gonna go castle punch pope.

by Deduper November 28, 2017

Asshole castle

My sisters cats castle

My sisters cat lives in his asshole castle

by The jewicorn February 25, 2017

Breaching the Castle

The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.

My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.

by @mekinizem August 8, 2016

warwick castle

having an orgy with greek yoghurt used as lubrication

i met this greek girl last night, and she invited me for a warwick castle

by Cx.G November 5, 2012

niddry castle

a tall castle where mary queen of scots hid after escaping.

For more history search google. Right now in 2013 live malin and richard there with their children Astrid (13), Elinor (10) and William (7). Surrounding is a golf coarse named after the castle and in that golf coarse is a burn called Niddry Burn. Over the golf coarse is a village called winchburgh and on the other side is a railway line. Niddry castle is surrounded by shail bings and the current owners had the top cut of one so they could see the sunset.

Do you know whats behind that bing?

Why Niddry Castle of course!!!

by me!!!!!! (obviously) January 1, 2013

Bellbridge Castle Advantics

The Adventures and Antics of the Castle in the lost city of Bellbridge, London.

Have you read that series, Bellbridge Castle Advantics By ~PrincessOfBellbridge?

by Graypoopon June 24, 2012