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Barnard Castle

I’d stay away from barnard castle, you’ll get raped
by Geoff walton June 6, 2022
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Castles in Spain

This is the easy time
The first and last river crossed
A happy time

Can you hear the voices

Calling - calling - calling
Go on - go on - go on keep moving
Its so easy to see why
He who will rise will fall again
I see your eyes
Castles In Spain

Push your way across
And did I feel uneasy here
You settled in

Can you hear...
You're here and you know why

He who will...
Can you hear...
What can I do

You settled in
A happy time
What can I do
by Death Menace February 5, 2023
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self castle

When you are so humiliated by your own stupidity on the Fresh & Fit podcast that you leave on your own accord, instead of Myron having to evict you by force using a security guard, which would be a normal “castle.”
Myron: “Alright, so ‘low-IQ’ left too?”
Another 304: “…yeah.”
Myron: “Alright, cool.”
Fresh: “…self castle.”
Myron: “Yeah, self castle, that’s fine, that’s fine.”
by johnqdoe April 24, 2024
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Castle

Aka Lloyd Philips
Aka Tomtum

A sock puppet who de-ramps investments (pathetically) to buy low.

Trolls bulletin boards 24/7, 7 days a week and has no life.
A lowlife scum, keyboard warrior who fakes being wheelchair bound to lure his prey.
Hey man, she said "no!"... don't be a "castle" and risk jail time.
Guys, we'd better buy more of this stock as castle is commenting on it!
by GenuineInvestor July 12, 2022
mugGet the Castlemug.

castle-retard

A person who is addicted in elden ring night rein casttle in the middle of the map. Please for the love of god stop going there
Definition :
Yo, look at this castle-retard!
Perchance this is another castle-retard?!
by f89hwa e0ihubafsdu September 17, 2025
mugGet the castle-retardmug.

Asshole castle

My sisters cat lives in his asshole castle
by The jewicorn February 25, 2017
mugGet the Asshole castlemug.

Kazunya Castle

The best location to drop in any Battle Royale game. Only the real gamers drops here to defend the Kazunya lord.
Human being: "Hey let's drop Kazunya Castle!"
Other being: "Hell yeah!"
by Mathpro April 13, 2022
mugGet the Kazunya Castlemug.

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