Castle

Aka Lloyd Philips
Aka Tomtum

A sock puppet who de-ramps investments (pathetically) to buy low.

Trolls bulletin boards 24/7, 7 days a week and has no life.
A lowlife scum, keyboard warrior who fakes being wheelchair bound to lure his prey.

Hey man, she said "no!"... don't be a "castle" and risk jail time.
Guys, we'd better buy more of this stock as castle is commenting on it!

by GenuineInvestor July 12, 2022

john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr

A very beautiful Asian man. He's known to be the chillest man on Earth, he's also very sexy.

Rachel: "OMG! WHO'S THAT?!"
Samantha: "YOU DON'T KNOW? THAT'S JOHN QUANTAVIOUS DINGLEBERRY THE EIGHTH CASTLE JR."
Rachel: "WHY'S HIS NAME SO LONG?"
Samantha: "IT'S UNIQUE!"
Kills Rachel

by Stuffedhobo July 10, 2023

Fortinbras storming the castle

When you write a literature essay and you only watched the movie.

-So, what was your favourite scene in Hamlet?
-Oh, definitely Fortinbras storming the castle.

by _Leopold_ March 9, 2020

Kazunya Castle

The best location to drop in any Battle Royale game. Only the real gamers drops here to defend the Kazunya lord.

Human being: "Hey let's drop Kazunya Castle!"
Other being: "Hell yeah!"

by Mathpro April 13, 2022

new castle cunt

New castle cunt

When you are from new castle pa you become a new castle cunt or a drug addict or a cunt drug addict

New castle cunt.

My mother in law is such a cunt!

Is she from new castle?

Yep she's a castle cunt !

by stretch nutzz December 21, 2016

Conseriperish Castle (1-1)

when promoting to da rook then 1-1. shit

578342246287.e8=R d6
why white doesn’t promote to queen?

578342246288.1-1(i) d5
black: fuck qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm da Conseriperish Castle (1-1) no way
white: a weird castle

by apqmwn October 19, 2024

castle pines

the yeast infected vagina of colorado, filled to the brim with rich white families who were all probably involved in fraternities

kyle: i live in castle pines
john: off yourself

by dougcoh8r July 25, 2022