Cape Coral

An up and coming town where 80% of people are retired part-time residents (snowbirds). Everyone is friendly, unless you are a liberal. Even then, the residents are friendly, but they'll definitely tell you that you are wrong.

If you have money, there are endless things to do and places to go. 400+ Miles of canal systems means that if you've got a boat, this place should be right up your alley. If you don't have money, you'll probably get bored pretty quick here. Sucks to be broke, get better at life.
Incel: Cape Coral is boring, there's nothing to do here
Chad: Nah you're just a loser
by imnotarobot February 22, 2021
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cape may tech

the school where kids go when their gay, have skill issue, or vape everyday and lungs are about to disintegrate.
Steve: Yea I go to cape may tech
Karl: Yea I go to MIDDLE township high school

Paul: So you’re gay?
by hawkman October 28, 2021
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Red Caped

by VHSHomeEnt August 31, 2023
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shit caping

The act of pooping up one's own back, sometimes all the way up the neck, as a deterrent to predators. Much like a skunk, it is a defense mechanism, ensuring the survival of "caper". Most commonly seen with infants and young teenagers.
Person 1: I hear you got mugged last night.
Person 2: Yeah, almost. But I shit caped and managed to get away.
Person 1: Thank god for shit caping.
by capedcrusader February 12, 2012
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nigga cape

The back of a durag while a black male is wearing the durag.
by Str8Facx August 27, 2019
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Cape-Tackle

An attempted tackle often performed by terrible rugby players in which the player jumps on the opposing players back. He is then helplessly dragged behind like a cape. Also known as the backpack or koala tackle.
by Phantomofthelolpera March 08, 2011
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