Callum Tetris

Tricking someone into believing something untrue for an extended amount of time.

"Do you remember that Callum Tetris we did a few weeks back?"

by Dr. Fortnite Sheen May 1, 2020

Callum

The slowest human being ever. You ask him to play PUBG with you and he’ll tell you a long ass story before getting on. One word to define a Callum, spiky hair.

“He has spiky hair!”

“Must be a Callum.”

by sloppywet May 8, 2020

Callum

Fat prick who munches loaded

Callum "Feed me more"

by Frog hunter May 9, 2020

Callum

Dirty because he wanks 5 times a day and fucks teddy’s bears

Callum is too funny

by If your name is Kieron 🤤 May 20, 2020

callum mathie

annoying little cunt!

why would you run over my sandwich? you’re such a callum mathie

by jdjhxhhshx May 29, 2020

Callum Skinner

A 4 foot man that has an tiny penis and shags his brothers .

That guy is such a Callum Skinner

by chimmychonga June 2, 2020

Callum MacLean

Trump looking, hot sister having poo eater.

Look at Callum MacLean he looks like poo!

by Bumchopmer8482 June 9, 2020