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cactus

i gave you a cactus to tell you
by thisiscoolio November 15, 2018
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cactus junk

I guy who has spikey ball hairs and they hurt vaginas
by Nig-gers 4 days February 21, 2018
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cactus drill

A spiked dildo that spins once inside the anus
Neighbor 1: Hey did you hear those screams of anguish and torment from Lindas apartment this morning?

Yeah it must've been that cactus drill I gave her as a housewarming gift a week ago.
by Dr Connery Sean August 17, 2025
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Cactus

An weapon of mass destruction that is banned to trick killing thousands of people in World War I the Government tried to put it as gas but we all know that that prickly plant is dangerous and that we shall fear it because it is awesome more deadly than the pineapple which is also known as an apex predator
Guy 1: hey I got a cactus recently
Guy 2 alredy diling 911: you are a dangerous criminal and I will make sure that you get killed for your dangerous action you have a weapon that will kill us all you fool.
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Soft cactus

A penis with no hair
I had sex with a soft cactus last night
by Big or pe May 22, 2020
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cactus

by cactifucker April 22, 2017
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Cactus

Someone who is terrified of women and will run screaming the other way. You can't get close enough because their needles will stab you.
Her: I want to talk to that cute person over there, but they're a cactus.
by To tell you the truth April 15, 2024
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