by rusiityt September 08, 2017
A overweight cunt who is full of life and loves to joke around with anyone. He loves to make friends and will even share his lunch with you. He will go out of his way for anyone!
Bro 1: did u just see that guy? he just gave the homeless family 100 dollars!
Bro 2: yeah! he always does that his name is cabbage jesus..
Bro 1: what a mad cunt we should meet him sometime..
Bro 2: hell yeah!
Bro 2: yeah! he always does that his name is cabbage jesus..
Bro 1: what a mad cunt we should meet him sometime..
Bro 2: hell yeah!
by Cabbage jesus May 12, 2019
“Shut up you dense cabbage
by That Dense Cabbage Guy December 16, 2021
The varicose veins seen in an elderly women's legs but on the vagina. Looks like the stems on a cabbage.
Her pushy was nasty, it just looks rugged, Cabbage Veins and old cheese smell. Very popular in a bingo hall.
by Greg from The Committee January 21, 2022
by mirmon March 21, 2019
An ethnic slur directed towards people of German and central/eastern-European descent based on the prevalence of cabbage in their diets (AKA, Cabbage-Coon).
Haha, look at Johan and Vladimir sitting there eating their Sauerkraut and Borsch while squatting drinking Weihenstephaner and vodka. What a pair of Cabbage-Niggers.
by ZeGermansAndZeSlavsAreNotSoDif February 03, 2021
A term from the latest south park episode, "It's a Jersey Thing". It basically means vagina. Pussy.
But, don't expect it to make sense. It's... it's a jersey thing.
But, don't expect it to make sense. It's... it's a jersey thing.
by CosmicEggplant October 16, 2010