Cumpin

When you look at a woman and then shoot her with an ak

Damn you ever cumpin

by THE ALL POWERFUL TICKLER November 4, 2022

Cumps

Short for "cumprimentos", a portuguese word meaning "cheers, regards". Usually used in messaging or forums to show gratitude but usage may vary. It can be used for showing you are done talking and will not say any further, while not being too rude and abrupt. It may also be used to bait and anger other people.

A: What's the square root of 25?
B: It's 5.
A: I see, cumps.

1: That german dictator is a monster! He is the culmination of all human scum!
2: Actually, he did nothing wrong. Cumps.

A: Gosh, you are SO annoying! Stop talking to me!
B: I know, right? You too! Cumps.
A: YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE, OH MY GOD!

by Huaehm November 25, 2022

cumpuzzled

When you are confused and puzzled.

When I did my homework I got very cumpuzzled over a times table question.

by Mrs. Delbueno and Paige November 30, 2022

cumparxie

CUM AND PARXIE CUM TOGETHER FOR THIS, A PARXIE IS A FAN OF GOD’S FAVORITE FUCKING BOYBAND ‘WATERPARKS’ AND CUM WELL. A CUMPARXIE IS SUPERIOR TI ANY HUMAN KIND, ALSO KNOWN AS ‘CUM MASTER’

CUMPARXIE IS INSANE

by cherrysvibez December 18, 2022

Cumpouch

The meat inderneath the belly button that looks like a pouch full of cum.
Usually found on hoe/hoodrat/cheater that have had sex with multiple guys filling her with seamen and never flushed it out.

1. Holly frijoles! Did you see that chic?
Yes but she a hoe! you can tell by her cum pouch ots big.

2. Dam that porn star has a huge cumpouch. Yeah no shit she just got gangbanged.

by Doobie619 February 1, 2023

cumperd

Cumperd is the conjoint word meaning "cum dumpstered".

"I cumperd that woman last night".

by hyugio March 5, 2023

cumpassionate

Having sympathetic/helpful feelings relating to ejaculation, such as a lady who feels sorry for a horny stud who badly needs to "relieve da pressure", or an obliging dude who wants to help out a sexually-lonesome lady.

Being cumpassionate is all well and good, but one should proceed with caution --- frequent intercourse can lead to unexpected pregnancies, STDs, and other less-than-desirable consequences.

by QuacksO April 3, 2023