a trust fund traveler that wears dirty clothes and attempts to mask his suburban upbringing and live the life of a crusty punk. Typically, they sleep on couches, bum money for booze, have a dog, do not shower and create spectacles of themselves due to there immature age and lack of alcohol tolerance...and because they think it is cool. These kids almost always have platinum debit cards in there pockets and aren't really all that tough.
The trusty crusty made certain that no one saw him use the ATM before he walked to the corner store to beg for change for his morning Thunderbird.
by corner store February 23, 2010
Get the trusty crustymug. Its when a guy has sex with a girl analy and he puts the poopy penis in her mouth and she spits it into his mouth and he spits it back into her mouth
Man #1: Yo i gave my grandma some turd crustys last night!
Man #2: Really? how did it taste?
Man #1: How do you think it taste? It taste like a turd being spit into my mouth
Man #2: Really? how did it taste?
Man #1: How do you think it taste? It taste like a turd being spit into my mouth
by EpicProdigyC October 27, 2011
Get the Turd Crustysmug. Wtf man? I don't want to see your crusty nugget.
I wouldn't touch that crusty nugget with a ten foot pole.
As soon as I wwnt down and saw that crusty nugget, I was out the door faster than the flash on cocaine
I wouldn't touch that crusty nugget with a ten foot pole.
As soon as I wwnt down and saw that crusty nugget, I was out the door faster than the flash on cocaine
by chunky feline December 6, 2015
Get the crusty nuggetmug. by Monsieur Pants July 11, 2010
Get the crusty brucemug. When sloppy seconds have stagnated past the point of sloppiness.... without showering - have turned to a crusty surprise for the next lucky fellow!
John: Dude, did you bang her?
Mike: Yeah, but I got crusty seconds. I could see the white crust break away when she took off her thong.
Mike: Yeah, but I got crusty seconds. I could see the white crust break away when she took off her thong.
by DRock SBO October 1, 2011
Get the Crusty Secondsmug. sam; "did you go down on her?"
luke; "i was gunna but she had a crusty canyon"
sam: "urgh i dont blame ya"
luke; "i was gunna but she had a crusty canyon"
sam: "urgh i dont blame ya"
by crazybegger February 21, 2008
Get the crusty canyonmug. A repulsive act that a only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
By doing this horrible act you would suck semen out of a dead persons ass. Also known as felching. And then when done you would spit it out on the tombstone thus, when dry, leaving crusty remains. A lonely person who robs graves might enjoy this.
By doing this horrible act you would suck semen out of a dead persons ass. Also known as felching. And then when done you would spit it out on the tombstone thus, when dry, leaving crusty remains. A lonely person who robs graves might enjoy this.
Steve: Dan seems like the kind of guy who would giving a crusty tombstone.
Dale: Whats that?
Steve: A horrible act that only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
Dale: That sounds absolutely repulsive.
Dale: Whats that?
Steve: A horrible act that only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
Dale: That sounds absolutely repulsive.
by You don't know this August 11, 2010
Get the Crusty Tombstonemug.