Peaching off crumbs

After an individual takes a very satisfying shit on the toilet, it is essential for them to wipe. If you begin walking after taking a shit and a few pieces of shit or "muddy water" fall or drip down your leg you are by defintion "peaching off crumbs."
O shit, look at that girl, she obviously did not finish wiping her ass, because she is peaching off crumbs!
by the drips May 01, 2009
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Crumb Crevasse

Is an anatomical dip in the area of the hand equidistant between the thumb and the index finger, but closer to the wrist, where one may, or may not perform the insufflation of Bread Burmps.
Hugo Ball emptied the remainder of his vial on his crumb crevasse, so he could burmp without using a bill
by AnarchoFeministCommissionofBee December 26, 2009
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Pocket Crumbs

When your mate hooks up with a hot girl and her not so good looking friends are left alone for you to try and hook up with.
Dan hooked up with Charlize so I mopped up his pocket crumbs.
by PocketKing December 16, 2024
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crumb freeze

When one reams own ass with finger then scrubs anothers gums with the same, then crumb encrusted finger.
Even after he fired me, he still wanted me to clean up the mess so, of course, I dealt him a crumb freeze.
by Messy Hillman August 17, 2007
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Corporate Crumbs

The minimal amount of money you get busting your ass for a large corporation that ultimately gets 99% of the profit without doing any of the work
Dan-Hey you got 200 dollars on your paycheck this week
Steve-Yeah but it’s just corporate crumbs from working 51 hours.
by The realest99 August 28, 2018
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Crumb-stache

When you have so many crumbs on your face it counts as a mustache
“Damn, my empanada gave me a crumb-stache!”
by Crumb_got_boots April 21, 2022
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