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Peaching off crumbs

After an individual takes a very satisfying shit on the toilet, it is essential for them to wipe. If you begin walking after taking a shit and a few pieces of shit or "muddy water" fall or drip down your leg you are by defintion "peaching off crumbs."
O shit, look at that girl, she obviously did not finish wiping her ass, because she is peaching off crumbs!
by the drips April 30, 2009
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the amount of crumbs you left

The amount of crumbs you left after you were rude to that person!
by clzdio December 8, 2020
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Crumb whore

one who fucks for mere crumbs!
Saw that crumb whore Tracy at the club last night.
by Kathy Melrose June 9, 2008
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Onion crumb

This is the offspring of a whole onion hread. When the onion bread ahas intercourse with an onion baguette, and onion crumb is produced from all the scraping against eachother. An onion crumb is the most wholesome bond an onion bread and onion baguette can have.
Me and my husband onion baguette just made an onion crumb
by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019
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Crumbs

A crumb is a tiny piece of bread that appears in your clothes when you eat.
by getrealman December 2, 2021
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Crumb Dune

When you would find a random space full of crumbs of random items
Guy1: Hey you need to clean your desk
Guy2:Yeah it's a total Crumb Dune
by Pizsaboy June 12, 2017
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Crumb Bum

Crumb Bum /krum bum/ n. A Bum that lives solely off of Crumbs.

or a Bum that is very Crummy.
1: "Mary tries to catch the train before the Crumb Bum gets there and asks for money or food".

2: "Man that guy's shoes are so shot, You'd think he got them from a Crumb Bum! "
by DALLAS JOE October 3, 2018
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