Like a 40 year old man choking a girl scout

Like a 40 year old man

choking a girl scout -

No matter what that girl scout did
That 40 year old man is in the wrong

And will be seen as the bad guy .

Due to him being older and stronger

He should show more restraint and be the bigger person and lead by example.

Mildred: Harvey you as wrong Like a 40 year old man choking a girl scout.

Harvey : I don't care

by Blu_leef December 1, 2022

Choking a mud turtle

Doing a strenuous shit.

1. Got to go and choke a mud turtle.

2. Mary's been in the toilet a while. She must be choking a mud turtle.

by murtle the turtle August 22, 2006

choking the gopher

A slang term meaning for a man to "jack-off" or "masterbate."

"OH MY GOD,that guy was totally choking the gopher when i walked in the room!"

by Trixi Star February 6, 2009

choking a squid head

(verb) 1. To strangle an alien, specifically of cephalopoid morphology. 2. To choke an alien while wearing mechanically enhanced combat armor. 3. To give a series of handjobs in a relatively short amount of time. 4.

John's such a badass marine, I wouldn't be surprised to see him choking a squid head or two when we get to Mars.
You can usually find Cheryl choking a squid head in the apartment around the block.

by Mister Crim September 14, 2011

Choking

The inability to throw a pass within five yards of a receiver in a playoff game.

Andy Dalton loves choking in playoff situations.

by Fuckandydalton January 5, 2014

Choking

Is the lack of swallowing.

If you're choking, just swallow.

by Taydizz227 April 23, 2020

What's cookin' ?

similar to What's kickin' ?

What's cookin' ? Same old shit on the plate.
"everybody's running, but half of them ain't looking
what's going on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cookin'" - Coolio(Gangsta Paradise)aka what's cookin' version

by OnDuty March 7, 2009