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Computer Game

The incorrect term for a video game, used often by chavvy Brits.
"Oi bruv I spent all night playing that computer game Fortnite"

It's 'video game' not 'computer game' you absolute moron
by Banana Banzai November 5, 2022
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Computer User

Josh Porter: Simply comming from the latin word meaning " SIMPLY FUCKIN AWSOME, WHOEVER DONT HAVE A COMPTUER SUCKS ASS". A computer user has manty benefits, if you get robbed you can say "Please stop im a comptuer user" and you will simply get away from being robbed. Or in other cases if a cop pulls you over you can say "Dont take me to jail i got a comptuer and three monitors at home, here want a picture there in my wallet".
For Example:"Wow look at him hes so Comptuer User"
by Josh May 6, 2004
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computer quinn

1. someone who, when asked a question they do not have an answer to, will make up an answer and come to believe it.

2. someone who will not hang out because he is busy playing video games, or because his dad has a hair appointment.
1. personA: is our report due tomorrow?
personB: well, everyone says it iss but really it isnt.
personA: stop being such a computer quinn

2. personA: yo u wanna hang out?
personB: i cant my dad has a hair appointment.
by 10001110001 January 12, 2006
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Computer face

A person who is really into computers and knows a lot about them
oh see that Craig Halfpenny, He's such a computer face
by KatieMoragx February 22, 2011
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Computer Potato

When a person uses the computer rather then getting exercise.
Person 1 " Dude, I just got so much gold off my sword!"

Person 2 " GETTA LIFE, YOU FUCKING COMPUTER POTATO ! "
by ImSoMcLovin January 23, 2009
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Computer Hands

The use of the hands to pretend type on a keyboard. often as used in story telling.
CM is likes to do computer hands when telling stories about his online Voyeuring.
by LouDoggNM October 2, 2009
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computer technology

The worst thing to ever come to man kind.
by M0no7u31 January 30, 2017
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