Someone who loves to get drunk, because they think it makes them cool. Also stalks girls who hate already hate them because he is in love with them. Overall creepy.
Person #1: Chris is so stupid, he thinks he's cool because he has a drink in his hand.
Person #2: He just looks stupid.
Person #2: He just looks stupid.
by biscuits45 June 29, 2009
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by dumplings dueball June 19, 2013
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by Scottie/Chrissy's posey June 2, 2011
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by The cool man June 20, 2018
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Look isnt that Vikki husband at the strip club making out with that stripper Exotic? Just like a Chris.
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