Someone who loves to get drunk, because they think it makes them cool. Also stalks girls who hate already hate them because he is in love with them. Overall creepy.
Person #1: Chris is so stupid, he thinks he's cool because he has a drink in his hand.
Person #2: He just looks stupid.
Person #2: He just looks stupid.
by biscuits45 June 29, 2009
Get the Chrismug. coolest awsomest funniest guy in the world. everyone wants to be around a chris. a chris will cheer u up in the worst day of ur life.
by dumplings dueball June 19, 2013
Get the chrismug. Chris is a cheating whore, who is in large beleif, that all he may create, is ritchiousnes. He is found to be very skinny, and more feminane than Any other man. You can easily see him in girls clothing, and there isn't any doubt in any ones mind, that he finds this "Fabulous". This person is NOT, to be permitted with awesome hair, or the preference of a certain Spartan. If found doing both, should be jumped. Beware, he wants you up the ass.
by Scottie/Chrissy's posey June 2, 2011
Get the Chrismug. by Jesse McCloskey November 11, 2008
Get the Chrismug. Chris....hmmm where do I start , loves getting drunk and getting “hoes” loves old school cars and getting “turnt” usually has over 5 kids
by Jacob Daniel June 6, 2019
Get the Chrismug. A country boy that is fit and handsome. And has a huge dick
what a guy he so damn hot. Man
What a stud.
what a guy he so damn hot. Man
What a stud.
by The cool man June 20, 2018
Get the Chrismug. Someone who has a friend who won't buy them a GOD DAMN PHONE AFTER THEY GOT SCAMMED OVER 3 TIMES! LIKE, HE PAYED HIS FRIEND OVER 400 BUCKS, BUT HE KEEPS ON LYING! Also someone who has another friend that says they have been to China and was playing in a game competition for the impossible quiz and the grand prize was platinum that is worth 150,000 dollars! Also, friends that try to get him a girlfriend... Also, a friend who won the spelling bee and loves making musical.lys. XD
Example 1: "Dude can you buy me this iphone 7 plus if I give you 400 bucks on ebay?" Friend: "Sure dude!" (A couple days later, he told you he scammed you) Example 2: Hey bro, I am rich bro cuz I went to China and won a competition! ;) Example 3: Friend "CHRIS, YOU NEED OT GET A GIRLFRIEND!" Chris: "What if don't want to?" Friend: "WELL TOO F*CKING BAD!" Example: Spelling Bee Dude: "Spell the word Harambe" Friend: "Can you use that in a sentence?" Spelling Bee Dude: "The kids put their dicks out for harambe due to his tragic death" Friend: "OHH, I got this! H-a-r-a-m-b-e!" Spelling Bee Dude: "HOLY SHIT M8, IM ACTUALLY AUSTRAILIAN. ALSO, YOU WON THE SPELLING BEE! WHAT A BARBIE ON THE GRILL!" Friend: "OMG! I totally gotta make am musically for this! Im so good! XD"
by ChrisGaming85 September 4, 2017
Get the Chrismug.