Chocolate Mustache

Eating a girls ass hole out after she takes a crap and having the poop smeared on your face !

Matt; I just ate this chicks ass out!
Matts friend; Wow dude was it after she dumped!
Matt; Hell yeah I had a nice chocolate mustache.

by Mattyice22 December 5, 2013

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chocolate sausage

(n.) what happens when some one (or some thing) defecates inside a condom then ties in off like a sausage.

(Can also be inserted into the vaginal opening, or anus.)

Dude I just gave me girl friend a giant chocolate sausage.

by CHEW KOKARUNI June 22, 2011

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Columbian Chocolate

During anal sex a girl (or guy) shits on your dick and then gives you a blowjob

Guy: let’s do Columbian Chocolate

Girl: I’d love to eat shit

by whenyousearch"hi"onUD February 24, 2021

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Chocolate pocket

When you decide to save a delicious piece of chocolate for later so you put it in your pocket, only to later realize said piece of chocolate melted and left your pocket a chocolate-y mess.

Aw man, my Reese's Cup melted and now I have chocolate pocket.

by Kzelly September 11, 2010

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Chocolate Rain

History quickly crashing through your veins.

CHOCOLATE RAIN **I move away from the microphone to breathe

by Cynikul January 1, 2009

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(Not to be confused with plain vanilla, though also derived from flavours of ice cream.) Sex between so-called "black" and "white" people. May also be used for a threesome or group sex where at least one of those participating has sex with "black" and "white" alike.

A: I hear Tracy got bored with the same old plain vanilla with Chris.
B: Yeah, chocolate and vanilla is much more her thing, when she can get it.
C: (listening in, confused) Yeah? That's funny .... I didn't think Tracy even LIKED ice cream!

by kofi June 30, 2003

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