Did you bring the syrup? Taylor already brought her moose antlers and Clark is on his way with the Stanley Cup. It's Canada's History this month, remember?
by Door4mat. February 05, 2010
When 5 guys ejaculate into an exact replica of the Stanley cup and mix it with maple syrup. They then proceed to have sex with a woman who must sing "O Canada" while chugging the cup of Sperm. They all must wear moose antlers and all the guys will have Canadian flags hanging out their anuses.
Oh my god! Jimmy, John, Jack, Jose, and Juan all pulled a full Canada's History on Susie last night. She drank the whole cup!!!
by Wolfi3000 February 05, 2010
When a man is sexing a woman in the anus and his penis becomes covered in shit. He then pulls out his penis and jizz's in her eye, she than in return pisses in his mouth, which is already filled with mentoes and diet coke
by Sendalay February 05, 2010
1. A depraved sexual act.
2. When three obese men sit around a woman and fart in her face.
3. A sexual act where two grandma's dressed as Hitler fuck eachother's asshole with a double-edged dildo.
4. When two hermaphrodites have double-gay sex
2. When three obese men sit around a woman and fart in her face.
3. A sexual act where two grandma's dressed as Hitler fuck eachother's asshole with a double-edged dildo.
4. When two hermaphrodites have double-gay sex
1. "Look at that girl! I want to educate her in Canada's history!"
2. "I heard Lucy knows Canada's history." "Yea, shes a Canadian"
3. "Damn Canadian Parliament's website pop-ups! I don't want to subscribe to the website Canada's History. I don't like granny sex or Hitler"
4. "I found some good Canada's history. The double gay kind."
2. "I heard Lucy knows Canada's history." "Yea, shes a Canadian"
3. "Damn Canadian Parliament's website pop-ups! I don't want to subscribe to the website Canada's History. I don't like granny sex or Hitler"
4. "I found some good Canada's history. The double gay kind."
by V. Ege February 05, 2010
A vile sexual act involving the Stanley Cup, a moose head, and maple syrup. The cup is filled with maple syrup, then doused upon the moose head, giving it a slippery, lubricated feel. You can figure out the rest.
by ColbertNation14 February 05, 2010
Canada's History is one of the world's most extraordinarily controversial sex acts, and is infamous for being notoriously difficult to perform. It gained popularity in 1987 when PETA launched a campaign against the act because of its mercilessly cruel treatment of animals (the iconic "Ban Canada's History" campaign).
Only two men and one woman can perform Canada's History, and both men must be physically flexible to complete the final stage. To perform a Canada's History, one must obtain authentic moose antlers, a replica of the Stanley Cup, maple syrup, a beavertail, a live Canadian loon, kerosene, a lighter, a length of rope and a Nickelback album. If you use a Celine Dion album from the mid-nineties the act is referred to as a Canada's Antiquity. If you use a Strapping Young Lad album, Canada's Histrionics.
Only two men and one woman can perform Canada's History, and both men must be physically flexible to complete the final stage. To perform a Canada's History, one must obtain authentic moose antlers, a replica of the Stanley Cup, maple syrup, a beavertail, a live Canadian loon, kerosene, a lighter, a length of rope and a Nickelback album. If you use a Celine Dion album from the mid-nineties the act is referred to as a Canada's Antiquity. If you use a Strapping Young Lad album, Canada's Histrionics.
He's crazy you know -- I heard he once did a Canada's History with that chick who works at the 7-11.
by Capillarian February 05, 2010
a sexual act so distasteful that truck stop hookers will charge double and 2 packs of cigarettes to get the gerbil back out and unplug the jumper cables.
by wapeaka February 05, 2010