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Hairy Custard

The act of spunking over your partners hair like a faulty can of silly string

Sorry about that hairy custard last night... was fuuny but

by JOJI$$ August 9, 2021

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Rug Custard

When ejaculation is left on your partner's pubes.

"She was being grumpy so I slipped her a calming length and left her with Rug Custard"

by Braegan October 17, 2021

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Beef custard

Oh, yeah. Give me your beef custard

by Nyko bear December 18, 2021

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slot custard

The sweetest dessert in the world

So then she slurped up a giant batch of slot custard.

by mattyt107 May 28, 2022

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on custard

the shit hayden allison be sayin all the time, just means on god

"you fr?"
"on custard"

by Dogatorix July 4, 2022

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chunky custard

that moment when you piss, cum, and shid all at once.

hey steve wanna come in and help me

yeah, what's up

I need you to help me finish this chunky custard.

by Titties.yes September 26, 2022

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Bad Custard

A euphemism for stale or dehydrated ejaculate.

A lack of personal hygiene is apparent as there are still the telltale signs of bad custard on her sheets.

by Farfignootan August 1, 2022

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