1. Bald Badger is the common name for any hairless animal of three subfamilies, which belong to the family Mustelidae
2. A man's penis - colloquialism derived from the gently tapering shape of the badgers forebody and head - similar in appearance to an adult male's genitalia
2. A man's penis - colloquialism derived from the gently tapering shape of the badgers forebody and head - similar in appearance to an adult male's genitalia
"Hey Tony - are you off to your bedroom to go and pummell the bald badger?"
"He he - I showed the old Doris me bald badger and she run a mile!"
"He he - I showed the old Doris me bald badger and she run a mile!"
by Paulus the wood wood gnome, the wood wood gnome etc. January 17, 2008
Get the bald badger mug.Someone or group of people driven solely by pursuit of the almighty dollar. Seeking out money in the same spirit as the two famous Honey Badgers; one from youtube and the other from college football.
Matt: The BCS college football national championship game is wrong again, they didn't give Oklahoma State the shot they deserved this year, and Kansas State got screwed out of a big bowl game too.
Jodi: I thought they were supposed to pick the best teams for those football bowl games??
Matt: Yeah, right? The BCS is a damn Money Badger.
Jodi: Money Badger?
Matt: Yeah, I know you saw that youtube video on the Honey Badger right? Well......BCS don't care, BCS wants it's money, BCS don't give a shit about Oklahoma State or Kansas State, they'll steal money from anybody they can.
Jodi: (laughing) I see, it's a bad thing.....playoff please!!
Jodi: I thought they were supposed to pick the best teams for those football bowl games??
Matt: Yeah, right? The BCS is a damn Money Badger.
Jodi: Money Badger?
Matt: Yeah, I know you saw that youtube video on the Honey Badger right? Well......BCS don't care, BCS wants it's money, BCS don't give a shit about Oklahoma State or Kansas State, they'll steal money from anybody they can.
Jodi: (laughing) I see, it's a bad thing.....playoff please!!
by Matt-NM December 16, 2011
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by steve December 3, 2003
Get the Slot badger mug.A funk badger "talks the fuck" but "walks the wank".
Someone who strives to show us all how cool they are, while all the time acting like an utter cock.
Someone who strives to show us all how cool they are, while all the time acting like an utter cock.
by bobdylan_mcfc January 7, 2005
Get the funk badger mug."SNL Budget Disease," or SNL-BD, is a term used to describe when a band or music artist performs as a musical guest on the NBC comedic variety show Saturday Night Live, and spends an absurdly large amount of money on an elaborate set design, other than one of the sets that can be provided for them, that serves little to no purpose to their performance other than to make the artist seem more wealthy, creative, or artistic. Prime examples include sets from multiple performances by Kanye West, Jay-Z's performance on May 8th 2010, and Linkin Park's performance on February 5th 2011.
Boy: Hey, did you see Jay-Z on SNL last night?
Girl: Yeah, I didn't like it. That light fixture was so over-the-top, I think he had SNL Budget Disease for that performance.
Girl: Yeah, I didn't like it. That light fixture was so over-the-top, I think he had SNL Budget Disease for that performance.
by jimmystrummer February 27, 2011
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by Marc April 3, 2005
Get the Lemmy Badger mug.The pecker badge is earned when either a cub scout or tiger cub is forced to view the den leaders schlong. This badge ususally takes up to thirty minutes to earn as it is difficult for the den leader to unbuckle his tight cub scout khaki pants and find his taught, sparsely pubed pecker.
by bongbong79 March 8, 2009
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