Brother issues

When you're brother is so toxic that he claimed you're going to go to hell for being a female and not worshipping men.

I've got brother issues and its causing me severe anxiety.

by Simpinson69 December 9, 2020

Jonas Brothers

Just the sight of the Jonas Fuckers makes every guys (even gay guys) scrotum retract into their body, the "band" consists of 3 hermaphrodites who are named Fagola, Fagzilla and Fagazoid who are really good at attracting 9 year old girls because of their spray on looks and photoshopped pictures. The Jonas Fuckers are shitty guitarists and basically the worst thing that has ever happened to Gibson making me want to go chuck mine off of a cliff and then burn it. A common misconception about this so called "band" is that they have any talent at all, another screw up by disney to get little children into their park so they can molest them.

Fagola- "Let's go pound our faces into the keyboard and the result will be our next Jonas Brothers song"
Fagazoid- "I'm going to shove a jelly bean in your asshole, i'd use my dick but it's not big enough"
Fagzilla- "I DO COCAINE!!!"

by ozfox July 21, 2010

undercover brother

A person who should have been black, but is born in the wrong skin color.

That kid's just an undercover brother.

by jason kidd777 March 27, 2010

Bust Brother

One who excels greatly in the field of busting his nuts. He has textbook tools used to finesse a MPS. Always has his head on a swivel. Not necessarily a bottom feeder, but is willing to dive in the sewers in order to add to the bod list. Has an intense Alpha mindset and this allows him to have copious amounts of sex with all sorts of silly cunts.

Damn that guy is 3 for 3 this weekend. Dude is a fucking Bust Brother.

by jfc12345 May 11, 2020

The brother finger

The middle finger according to the Wiggles five fingered family.

Give them the brother finger Emma... Okay Simon they're gonna get it!

by Chuck_Finley March 25, 2022

Brother-Zoning

The act of putting someone in the Brother Zone, a deeper version of the Friend Zone.

Dude - Bro, you should totally date her
Bro - Dude, I can't
Man - Bro, you friend-zoned or something?
Bro - Nah Man, She's Brother-Zoning me

RIP Bro
1997-2018

by THATCARRGUYyt January 28, 2018

pussy brother

A close friend or relative that has had sexual intercourse ( oral counts as well as penetration) with the same woman as you did.

When two guys have a threesome with the same women they will for ever be Pussy brother

You: Hey man guess what ?

Friend: what man?

You: I finally fucked Jennifer last night!!
Friend: no way!! That makes us pussy brothers

You: hell yeah! Pussy brother

you: right on

Friend: hey man, I got a confession to make…

I Fucked your wife last weekend

You: no way brother, we’ll I guess that makes us pussy brothers for life
Friend: yep so it does.

You: right on brother

by Pussy brother December 14, 2021