Brian Wilson

The most badass closer ever. Closing out key games in the 2010 playoffs. Most notable for his terrorist looking black beard, and his humorous comments.

Brian Wilson Delivers. . . swing and a miss they giants have won the world series!!!!!!!!!!

by Giantsfistpump November 28, 2010

Brian Kemp

The redneck, Republican, idiotic governor of Georgia since 2019 who cheated in the 2018 gubernatorial election. He also praises President Donald Trump like he’s God. Kemp is extremely politically-incorrect, as he pointed a gun at a teenager in his advertisement campaign to show that he supports the second amendment, and he said he’ll drive around in his truck to “pick up illegals himself”.

He also says that he didn’t know that the coronavirus is an asymptomatic virus so he was one of the last state governors to issue a stay-at-home order.

Dang...Governor Brian Kemp sure has made Georgia the laughing stock of the nation.

by Cray Cray J May 14, 2020

pulling a Brian

When a full-grown individual shits his or her pants.

"Ah man, I thought I was just going to let out a juicy fart, but I ended up pulling a Brian."

by Lizardotthewicked July 08, 2009

brian's butt

Voluptuous, plump, and beautiful.

"He is the king of asses and the spirit guide to an any asses of ass past. Nobody will ever ass the way Brian asses. He is grandeur of all asses and all asses to ever exist. Brian's Butt. Oh my."
-George Takei

by Tara S November 25, 2013

Brian Leon

A thick, peice of shit marshmellow that won't stop bothering you. He needs to be punched in the head very hard to stop. If you see him, RUN.

Oh shit, BRIAN LEON! FUcking run.

by kjwdahchj November 08, 2021

Brian Jones

The lost member of the Rolling Stones none of them remember

Interviewer: So, do you remember Brian Jones and his influence on the band?
Jagger: Who?
Charlie: Who?
Keith: Who?
Ronnie: I wouldn't know who that is
Wyman: Yeah, I miss him. It's a shame that he died a month after he got kicked out of the band

by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021

Brian Uly

A stuttering, slobbering sack of narcissistic shit that when poked by the male of the species, runs yelping to lick Misshits taint. Loves attacking the female of the species in order to feel superior since it spent it’s entire youth locked in the basement by its own mother.

Brian Uly is a twatwaffle

by Brian’s Pappi May 21, 2022