The name brett is very rare for people to be called when brett’s are born they will be born with. A 21 inch cock n they often smack bludclart s called Connor conner are known to ave no gyal on der phone lil gays n over all bretts are da best BMT
Wus b nowt nowt why u got a tree trunk in ya joggers brett I ain’t let me see blud clart got sent to Australia we the force of that comein out
by D0gface1212 June 06, 2021
Brett is the type of guy to date tall chicks and girls named lanie and is the hotest guy in school had has a friended named gunner and brody
by Brett vivl May 14, 2022
by Kankerbredie December 13, 2019
Brett is super athletic especially at football and is always nice to everyone. His super popular and is one of the best friends you can have. Girls love him because he is charming and athletic.
by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023
A Brett is a star trek loving boring af man from Nantucket. He thinks he is brilliant but he is a tool. He loves maple syrup and waitresses. He has children but can't stand children. Brett's usually live alone in tiny apartments with rent a center furniture having conversations with themselves in a mirror. Run if you see a Brett.
by TexasBornBabe April 23, 2022
Leader of the Puny Pecker People, because his puny pecker is so unbelievably small that you cant even see it with a microscope. But he still get any girl he wants, and is extremely hot and sexy.
by PUNYPECKERPETER July 11, 2022
A guy who cares much about all his friends and has his one and only love. Her name is lennett Lurphy. And he’ll do anything and put anything at rush for her.
Brett is a big simp for her