Fortnite breakfast

Dogwater and a tomato

Bro this is Fortnite breakfast right now

by Fortnite Breakfast April 27, 2021

Breakfast Drink

Vodka mixed into a almost half bottle of Tropicana Orange Juice.

Breakfast Drink

1. Almost Half bottle of Tropicana Orange Juice
2. Any Vodka
3. Pour as much vodka into the Orange Juice
4. Drink and enjoy

by Oooo weeee November 11, 2012

Texas Breakfast

Where you crack an egg and scramble it inside someone's asshole with your sausage from vigorous fucking whilst also pouring buttermilk on them. Bonus points if you pour grits on their tits
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)

Why didn't you answer my call?
Sorry man I was giving my girl that Texas Breakfast

by TheLordOfFridges November 6, 2022

Business Breakfast

When you are a server or a barista, a sure sign that you are not going to get tipped.

Server: That will be five complicated lattes, a bagel toasted at exactly 185 degrees, and 8 ounces of cold soy milk over chocolate ice cubes. That'll be 15.50.

Customers: Here's exact change. We pay enough for you kids. Now, give us 3 tables we can move together and horde for the next three hours.

Server: Oh, you guys must be having a business breakfast.

by ServingLouie May 7, 2011

California Breakfast

A bowl of weed first thing in the morning

“Just had myself a California breakfast and now I’m ready to start the day off on a good note”

by Chiefsosa33 August 13, 2020

Mario's breakfast

A breakfast dish which consists of two hot dogs each split open like a canoe and filled with an egg cooked over easy garnished with some dill and a side of sliced tomatoes.

Yo Mario's breakfast got Maria puking!

by UrbanRussianPirateHooker March 11, 2021

Slag's Breakfast

A slag's breakfast is a form of the traditional morning meal, except it's a cigarette and a coffee.

I'm just popping out for a slag's breakfast. Do you want anything from the shop?

by bighonkingweasel August 28, 2020