Love Boner

An erection created only from thinking of how in love you are without any sexual influence.

I’m rereading our last messages bc they are fucking beautiful and I have a love boner

by JohnJohnWordsWords December 17, 2020

Boner

When a guys dick is happy

"Man your boner is happy!"

by VastKilla February 6, 2015

Rusty Boner

An erect penis that has been withdrawn after anal sex with a partner who has diarrhea.

Bill had a "Rusty Boner" after his girlfriend ate at P.F. Changs.

by Mattastik Four January 12, 2009

car boner

An erection caused by the vibrations of a car usually occuring on long car rides, and lame scenery which sometimes causes the mind to wander and think about said vibrations.

"My gosh honey! I didn't know you were in the mood."

"I'm not, it's just a damn car boner. It'll go away in a minute."

by Cinde April 27, 2006

boner sniffer

A jealous biiotch who insists on smelling her man's crotch when he comes home after a "guys night out."

That skank Kayla is a boner sniffer! Every time Tony comes home after hanging out with the guys, she tells him to drop trou so she can sniff his crotch for traces of another woman's cootchie sauce!

by Misty Dawn June 26, 2008

Delaware Boner

A male erection that is small and unimpressive.

Jill: I gave Mitch anal for his birthday last night.
Jane: Wow! That is really generous of you.
Jill: Not really, he has a Delaware Boner
Jane: Wow, that's like getting a pair of Jimmy Choo heels for the price of Nine Wests!
Jill: OMG! I LOVE SHOES!!!
Jane: Totally, I am so wet now.

by Prozak Morris August 20, 2009

Lady Boner

When A womans clitoris gets hard or starts tingling

girl:holy fuck hes hot!
girl 2: then go talk to him
girl:gurl i got a lady boner

by PrincessBLARITY January 30, 2017