Box Drop

When a girl wants to completely degrade a man to the greatest extent, while naked/bottomless, she quickly squats over a man's(or woman's) face forcing her box (vagina) to be pressed up against the man's(or woman's) mouth, thus forcing him or her to perform oral pleasures to the forementioned "box" (vagina). The motion is very swift in order to surprise/force the recipient into munching box.

I guess the girl from the party hadn't gotten her pussy eaten in a while... As soon as we got into the bedroom she box-dropped me before I could even slip on a jimmy. The worst part about the box drop was she had a huge bush.

by ClitCommander39 November 8, 2011

box-pissed

Bipolar rage, caused by nothing at all.

Mike got box-pissed over a spec of dirt on his floor, and threw a toolbox at Adam.

by Steve Zelaznik January 9, 2006

Box Job

As punishment for pre-ejaculation in a womans vagina, you must eat from her until she cums.

Nathan! Already? You'd better start Box Jobbin!

by No Rubbers September 6, 2009

box out

(v) to not act like a man, particularly in social settings; to "puss" out or "bitch" out; the opposite of "manning up"

You've gotta take another shot, bro. Don't box out on me. I thought you were my ace-wingman.

by ROI Guy December 10, 2006

box fairy

lesbian; usage derives from reclamation of "fairy" as slang for a gay man.

You'll never score with her, dude, she's a box fairy.

by frank, friend of the lesbian August 2, 2006

box o porn

That big stash of XXX rated VHS tapes and DVD's that you keep well hidden from your wife.

"If my wife ever finds that box o porn in the basement, I'm a dead man!"

by ~Sable's Seductions~ May 22, 2006

box reader

Someone who falsly represents themself as a technological authority by using trendy buzz-words he or she read on the backs of modem boxes at Wal-Mart.

#hackersHideaway
<BO2KUSR>Man, I really pipeline burst attacked that guy a few minutes ago over my SLIP 300BAUD-T4 connection to his telnet.

<AOLsiPWNM3>Whoa, cool. How did you do that? I heard he had 512 bit IP address encryption with smurf spoof.

<@g0d>STFU yuo fsckin' box readers!

by Zor Prime December 2, 2003