Boomerang baby

A small child that you place in their bed multiple times but they keep crawling back into your bed.

Went to sleep by myself woke up with this boomerang baby.

by 34pro1 December 6, 2020

Boomer News

Pejorative term used to describe mainstream news outlets like CNN, Fox, Washington Post... heck, basically all of them, that choose to spin and propagandize and make people outraged rather than actually report objective news. These outlets are all slowly withering because statistically the vast majority of viewers are Baby Boomers or older, and younger generations are increasingly turning to the internet, especially YouTube, for more substantive content free of corporate interference.

"Dad, I don't mind eating dinner with you tonight but turn off your Boomer News, that shit rots your brain."

by Phantasy Starved June 11, 2021

Boomer pad

A tablet, especially an iPad, particularly when used for any task that you can do perfectly well with a cell phone.

"Jesus Christ, look at that woman taking a photo of the Grand Canyon with her Boomer pad."

by Jay Dubya Bee June 30, 2021

boomer spin

When a baby boomer rolls his eyes and spins in a demonstrative way. Usually happens to signal annoyance, superiority or a combination of the two.

Also describes a sexual act in which one of the partners takes a shit on the floor and the other rolls in it while making dad jokes.

Baby, do a boomer spin for me.

by methcurd July 15, 2021

Boomer Fit

The tantrum thrown by grown middle to upper age white males and females who feel as if they have earned the right to always get their way and should be seen as superior to all others.

Karen pitched a boomer fit when the hairdresser told her they had no available appointments until the following week.

by T9J94x4 September 21, 2021

Boomerang Lead

A Boomerang Lead is the art of throwing an offer back at an unsolicited attempt to do business. Don't let that action fall flat, just throw it right back.

An example of, "Boomerang Lead" is -

Unsolicited Message: "Hey I couldn't help but notice you are breathing you should buy my stuff."
Reply: "Cool! I happen to have dictionaries to sell! I could help you with better grammar and punctuation."

by ThatNerdyWombat November 8, 2021

boomer folklore

Boomer folklore is a term used to describe ideas and conceptions about the world, held by those who we may consider "boomers", which are not necessarily accurate depictions of reality - think 'old wives tales' but the modern description.

Gen Z 1) "Bruh my boomer parents think that the government detect the signals coming from your house, if you're watching TV without a TV licence, do you think that's true?"

Chad Gen Z) "My bruh, don't listen to them, that's just boomer folklore."

by The Booty Wizard March 26, 2022