Booger burn

Booger burn is when you have a runny nose and your nose is red, sore, and chaffed after you've had a cold. This is most common with sinus infections and head colds. The only way to prevent Booger burn is to use lotion tissues, or apply Carmex under your nostils. It is terrible, and painful. The Carmex will burn but, its worth it because your upper lip won't look like minced meat.
Mom, would you mind buying me lotion tissues? My nose is running and I don't want Booger burn.

Person: WOW. Your upper lip is torn up, what happened?
Other person: My nose started running and class and I wiped the snot on my sleeve.
Person: You should never use your sleeve, I always give you Booger burn.
by Skyler Gonthorian September 19, 2014
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booger kite

boo-ger kyt (n): when the dangle of nose particulate hangs from your nostril and flaps in the wind.
Did you see the reporter's booger kite on last night's news?
by mattthewlondon August 08, 2017
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Booger Jacking

The act of collecting boogers over a period of time and allowing them to harden. Then put them in a sock, and use that sock to jack off.
Dude, did you hear about Frank's wife catching him Booger Jacking?
by FalafelWaffle March 12, 2022
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Blood Booger

A blood booger is when someone pulls a booger that is covered in blood out of his or her nostril and can feel it slide against his or her esophagus. After a nose bleed, one has a chance to get a blood booger.
Bitch: That mother fucker just pulled a huge ass blood booger!
Jihadi John: Damn right!
by WolfWeed II of the Anus September 30, 2016
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booger hollow

When you sneeze in a girls vagina.
Yesterday when I was sick I sneezed in my girlfriends vagina. Now she has one heck of a booger hollow!
by Brenda Staines October 12, 2017
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bottle booger

The dried up bit of substance crusting at the opening of a bottle that impedes the flow and sometime ends up in your dispensed portion. Often found on mustard, ketchup, and lotion. (See also lotion booger.)
Cindy: "Mom, Danny just flicked a bottle booger at me."
Danny: "See, it's just ketchup."
Mom: "Danny, stop picking bottle boogers and eating them!"
by jasonspsyche February 06, 2018
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