the tao of boobies

a way of life centered around the obsession, pursuit and worship of bountiful beautiful naked breasts, literally the way of the breasts

there is much truth in the tao of boobies, for a perky breast can inspire poets

by the tao of boobs May 25, 2010

Boobie Work

When a girl motor boats another girl with her bare breasts.

Oh my god! Did you just see that? Kenzie and Kayla just totally boobie worked Nikki!!

by MysteriousDirt October 26, 2011

Boobie Monster

A person with a rack so big, it's looks like there is a two-headed monster in their shirt.

Amy is such a boobie monster, for halloween she is going to draw faces on her tits and go as a three headed alien!!

by alimegz September 15, 2010

rent-a-boobies

A bra or bra additives that cause a girl's breasts to appear a size or two larger than they actually are.

Also a much cheaper and less permanent version of fake titties.

guy 1:Yeah, her tits looked great, until I got her naked and saw she was just wearing rent-a-boobies!

guy 2: Snap! false advertising!

guy 1: plus her bra weighed about five pounds from all the padding!

by lingling4canada February 8, 2010

booby baffled

When a baffled virgin gets his first proper gander at a pair of boobs. He will gaze and be baffled as to what to do. The type of person who suffers from this is normally always baffled at new situations in life. You can only be booby baffled once in life.

Showed Norman my breasts last night. It was awkward, he got booby baffled. He never made 2nd base.

by anon.gcfgv755r September 16, 2014

boobie ball

Uncontrollable boobie bouncing. More common when braless and descending stairs where they bounce individually. Common ailment of the larger chested females.

"I swear to god, I am never not wearing a bra again. It was a freaking game of boobie ball in my shirt!"

by RobotGirl Penny May 11, 2016

boobie face

one having the face that resembles breasts

yo man ur such a boobie face

by ititties January 29, 2012