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Asheron's Call has 1337 /\/\5g boards son
by Tim March 26, 2004
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Chalk Board

Often sunonimous with getting off on two or more female partners as they lie nude and one cums all over their stomachs, leaving a sticky white substance. Then proceeds to write his first name on one girl and last name on the other.
Those two bitches got chalk boarded last night. See my name is on their stomachs.
by JAD October 06, 2003
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Ironing Board

When a male folds himself in half while master bating to attempt to shoot his semen on his own face.
My neck and hamstrings are sore, I tried performing a ironing board last night!
by Roardawg August 03, 2017
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board bunnie

a really really hot girl who's great at snowboarding, surfing, or possibly skateboarding. either way they could be any but gorgeous too
Snowboarder1: damn did you just see that jump!
Snowboarder2: ya man that was so sick!
Snowboarder1: holy shit dude that's a chick! she's hot too!
Snowboarder2: wow, a total board bunnie
by xxpolynormalxx January 19, 2009
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cork boarding

While engaging in the act of sex from behind and are about to cum fiercely into your partner, you announce loudly the cork is about to pop. Upon climax, you grab a cork from a wine bottle and strategically insert it into whatever orifice is gaping.
While intercoursing with my trick from behind, I thought it best to be cork boarding her/him/it at the same time.
by RRiveraLB December 31, 2015
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roast board

When someone keeps a list of people they are going to roast and insults build up over time until they're ready to lash out
I'm putting you on my roast board bro
by Lul4299 November 16, 2015
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board bang

When you are the only, or one of few, women presenting to a room of mostly men in a business setting.
Man: Hey, how did your presentation go?

Woman: It was a total Board Bang - I was the only woman in the room.
by The Snoofer July 21, 2014
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