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by Tim March 26, 2004

Chalk Board

Often sunonimous with getting off on two or more female partners as they lie nude and one cums all over their stomachs, leaving a sticky white substance. Then proceeds to write his first name on one girl and last name on the other.

Those two bitches got chalk boarded last night. See my name is on their stomachs.

by JAD October 6, 2003

Ironing Board

When a male folds himself in half while master bating to attempt to shoot his semen on his own face.

My neck and hamstrings are sore, I tried performing a ironing board last night!

by Roardawg August 3, 2017

Board of Directors

A board of directors is a group of Karens that feel they can talk down to the manager but also the C.E.O. of a company that does not bend to their will.

I feel sorry for that waiter over there.
Why?
Five Karens just sat down for bottomless mimosa's and brunch and you know they're going tell him how to do his job.
You mean the board of directors? Yeah, the whole table is getting there meal comped!

by Hiraigami:Flying Lightning God May 23, 2020

T-Board

Similar to a skateboard but only has two wheels. It is used to simulate curving on a snowboard. Many snowboarders use them to stay in shape out of season.

Although bob snowboards he has a T-board to stay comfortable when he's away from the slopes.

by mohaas05 January 2, 2009

cork boarding

While engaging in the act of sex from behind and are about to cum fiercely into your partner, you announce loudly the cork is about to pop. Upon climax, you grab a cork from a wine bottle and strategically insert it into whatever orifice is gaping.

While intercoursing with my trick from behind, I thought it best to be cork boarding her/him/it at the same time.

by RRiveraLB April 10, 2016

Offensive Board

When a couple breaks up, but before anyone else can pick up the girl on the rebound, the same guy gets back together with her. The term comes from basketball, where an offensive board or offensive rebound prolongs a team's possession.

Man: I heard Katie and Mike broke up. Finally I can get Katie on the rebound, that fox.

Friend: Nope. Mike grabbed the offensive board and got right back with her.

Man: Curses! I'll box out next time.

by tripleovertime99 December 21, 2010