bimbolous

An adjective used to describe a person who seems dumber than a child who got the soft spot on their skull pushed in, but somehow has an IQ just barely above 90.

Bro, Billy is such a fucking bimbolous kid. Are you sure he isn’t with Mrs. Jinkles for the special ed. classes?

by Sphincter splinter March 12, 2018

Bimbo

The lab leader of a certain group of high achieving teenagers

Calvin: Libras are bimbos

by urbandictionarydude2011 July 12, 2018

bimbo job

A dead-end job with no possibility of advancement and little or no opportunity for compensation increase

He's going nowhere in that job; it's truly a bimbo job!

by Big Tummy September 8, 2018

bimbo

a physically attractive but unintelligent man.

"he is hot"
"Yeah, but a bimbo."

"Sieht der Markus nicht heiß aus? Den würd´ ich ficken, wenn er einen großen Schwanz hat und er gut im Bett ist."
"Er ist ein Bimbo. Die meisten Jungs hier sind Bimbos."

by slutty boy September 18, 2018

Bimbositi

The behavior of an uneducated x

Common vernacular:
Awesome

Awkward

WHAT???

I saw Amber total bimbositi
It was was like

awkward

But she looked awesome

I was like WHAAAAT ?

by Richiemoe September 21, 2018

Bimb-Bionic Bitch

A girl who is vain, believes everyone wants her and believes that she is pretty when in reality she fucks to many guys, her pussy stank, she is ugly asf, and is incredibly stupid.

If a a girl insults you, just look at her and say, “stfu you bimb-bionic bitch” .

by RealBitch2022 December 16, 2018

Bimbo

Code word for “condom”

“I have to run to Walmart to pick up some bimbos.”

by Ohmy January 12, 2019