Bando Durante is the leader and founder of the glorious death cult, Mors Omnibus. He was born in the year 862 in East Francia making him not that old really if you think about it.
Bando Durante used to be a blacksmith (BOOORRIIIINNNNGGG) before he started the amazing cult. He sports beautiful, luscious hair and no flesh whatsoever. Despite his undead nature (which is far far superior than the living 🤢) he is very strong and cool and beautiful.
His hobbies include; knitting, sacrificial killings to strengthen higher powers, origami, reading, torturing the blasphemous and long walks on the beach at sunset.
Bando Durante used to be a blacksmith (BOOORRIIIINNNNGGG) before he started the amazing cult. He sports beautiful, luscious hair and no flesh whatsoever. Despite his undead nature (which is far far superior than the living 🤢) he is very strong and cool and beautiful.
His hobbies include; knitting, sacrificial killings to strengthen higher powers, origami, reading, torturing the blasphemous and long walks on the beach at sunset.
I just saw Bando Durante in the catacombs, he's so cool!
O em gee!!! So true!!! I love it when he skins the blasphemous alive!!
O em gee!!! So true!!! I love it when he skins the blasphemous alive!!
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Get the Bando mug.Rhys flicks hardly beanopathically. So Campbell knows he’s angry. Campbell flicks bean in an apologetic manner.
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This is due to the fact how they get popped open like a can of beans
This is due to the fact how they get popped open like a can of beans
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“Dre been selling crack since he was 9, he a bando baby”
“Marcus a bando baby, but he ain’t had no other choice his whole family thuggin”
“Marcus a bando baby, but he ain’t had no other choice his whole family thuggin”
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Heckerino Beano, I did not know that was a banana!
She thought she was right until proven differently, she muttered the words "Heckerino Beano".
She thought she was right until proven differently, she muttered the words "Heckerino Beano".
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