crap yourself

When you're afraid of something out of sudden
Take this example:
One of my friend and I were walking along the street when a cat jumped out of garbage and we did crap ourself.

I shot a cat that did crap itself.
I'll show you a movie that I'm pretty sure you're gonna crap yourself, honey.

by Unique H2 May 17, 2018

Gag yourself

This means when someone wants someone to gag them self, gag or gagging or what ever the fuck means when you’re choking and you’re trying to get that stupid shit like puke to get the fuck out so basically

To gag yourself means, gag yourself to remove that shit inside you that you are

When a person is being annoying and just saying useless shit and so you’re so done with them and you say

“Gag yourself please”

by Isaymoo April 3, 2019

kill yourself

''Never come back to the internet again'' in Internet language

normie: wow thats so rood >;( im going totally going to report 4chon now
random lurker: kill yourself

by gerururu June 29, 2016

Decolonize Yourself

Buzzword for indigenous activists. It really means nothing.

Indigenous Activists:"Hey white people are bad"
Person: "No I dont thi-"
Indigenous Activists:" RACIST COLONIZER BIGOT. You better DECOLONIZE YOURSELF."
Person: "OK ill decolonize myself right NOW"
*Person adopts native culture and tradition wholeheartedly*
Indigenous Activists: "Better."

by James Jeramyer June 3, 2019

Neck yourself

Holding your hand out and trying to make them look ,and them slapping there neck it only count if it’s below the person’s waist and if the person touches It with out looking then the person hand

Neck yourself for looking at my hand

by Tommy5929 May 30, 2018

cream yourself

when spreading cream cheese you get some on finger, hand or anywhere else on ones self

i told you when you spread cream cheese and you get some on you how many times do we have to go over this now you know what cream yourself means

by sean 407 team July 26, 2009

played yourself

To mess up badly... Also, the example (taken from an Among Us clip that I cannot link).

Impostor (when he finds out he got Impostor): Oh you guys are so dead!
Random Crewmate: Alright, we gettin' his ass out first.
Random Crewmate 3: Bro, you guys are so dumb... this is just a joke.
Impostor: I literally said this last game...
Random Crewmate 2: No he didn't.
Literally everyone: Get his ass out of here!
Me: Ya played yourself.

by Da Budder Man September 19, 2020