david bainbridge

BIG DICK

I have a David Bainbridge

by Katy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 23, 2016

occupation-brainer

A no-brainer in terms of occupational safety, common sense and other overall health standards

It's an occupation-brainer to not get wasted and take to the wheel of a motor vehicle

by Sexydimma March 31, 2017

whiskey bailer

A term used for friends that bail on standing whiskey drinking plans, regardless of the voracity of their excuse.

Brian: Are you coming out after Business Day. I can provide Jamessurance of a good time.

Lisa: Nah. I'm flying to PDX to see my family.

Brian: You're such a whiskey bailer.

by arceebee April 17, 2017

No brainer

A person who refuses to do or reciprocate oral sex.

Laura: Does Jake give good head?

Payton: I wouldn’t know, he’s a no brainer so he’s never gone down on me.

by Happy Gilmer November 11, 2018

Betty Bailer

a person who bails on plans often.
someone who doesn't show up when they say they will.
someone who is notoriously unreliable when it comes to social plans.

Betty Bailer bails again...
Dustin is such a Betty Bailer.
Betty Bailers often conveniently forget how to use their phones when they're expected at a social gathering.
This is bothering me more than it should - like I knew he was a Betty Bailer but what the fuck. It's not as if I bought the tickets without telling him.

by boyaaaaayyyya March 26, 2019

no-brainer

A task or action that requires little or no effort to complete.

“It’s a no-brainer!”

by Photonbeam September 20, 2019

Dirty Baiter

When you pretend to be a goat while being milked by a 3 bear queen.

My buddy and I went out for a beer and ended up as a dirty baiter

by Iminacultcallmydad April 4, 2020