Badger den

Slang for a vagina

Quick fuck me in the Badger Den.

by Kwitty83 January 24, 2017

Badger in the mailbox

A term for an unexpected or unpredictable problem or issue which causes harm, physically, mentally, etc.
Can be used if the problem is self created or not.

Referential to the idea of a mailman’s opening a mailbox unknowingly containing an angered badger

(Self Created Problem) *Joe trips and hurts his nose*
Steve: Man, you really put the badger in the mailbox
Joe: I guess so

(Not self created) *Crazy girl destroys Steve’s car*
Steve: Man I really missed the badger in the mailbox there

by Thex1Amigo September 26, 2018

Badgerhole

The anus - specifically referenced in moments of loving penetration, juxtaposed against the rushed pace of daily urban life.

Charles: Oh Petulia, you know I've always wanted to hold you so close and look into those deep blue eyes of yours.
Petulia: Charles, stop being so overdramatic and stick it in honey - We've only got 5 minutes!

(Charles thrusts forward, to no avail)

Petulia: Honey, wrong hole - not in the pink, in the stink !
Charles: Roger that Petulia : Try number 2 - this bunny is going down the badgerhole !

by Shyboy72 November 27, 2020

Badge Daddy

Any one considered to be law enforcement and wearing a badge.

Luke: Hey Scott, slow down there’s a cop behind us.

Scott: A cop? You mean Badge Daddy!

by LowNSlowRam September 21, 2021

badger impersonator

A scabby man from the Mansfield or Worksop area with an unhealthy interest in animals.

Arthur Atkinson you dirty badger impersonator, pull up your trousers and get our of my zoo!!!

by punji63 November 30, 2021

badge goblin

A dude that cares way too much about Discord badges, and tries to get them in every way possible, like selling or buying them.

Wow new badge all these badge goblins will be eating this thing up!!!

by tvrhd2022 May 17, 2023

Badgerial

Adj. Of or related to badgers.

"Badgers are Badgerial."

by Kobi Prism-spot July 29, 2023