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The Texas Backhand

When a girl/guy gives a handjob, they turn their hand so that their thumb is pointing down, then grab the penis :)
"Hey, wanna give me The Texas Backhand?"
by Susana March 5, 2006
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Vietnamese Brownstar Reefer or Marty's Backdoor Ganja

A buddy of mine named Marty (last name not disclosed) told me of a great way you and your buddy could get off simultaneously. The method is described as follows:
Strip your partner naked and position his buttocks so it is facing upwards towards the ceiling. Heavily coat his anal walls with KY lubricant. Insert a vaginal condom or dental dam into his anus and tape the ends of this item to his butt cheeks with surgical tape. Using a clean and sterile needle, poke approximately 10 holes into the condom making sure not to puncture the inner walls of your partner’s anus. Loosely pack the condom with premium Vietnamese grown bud or shake on a bed of cotton lightly moistened with hash oil. Light the cotton with any incendiary material (wooden matches preferred). Blow out the flame leaving an ember that slowly burns your product, emitting a nice skunk like odour and smoke. Begin to stimulate your partner to orgasm. As your partner orgasms, his anal sphincter will alternately open and close with each squirt, thus emitting pressure in his anus that will release air. During this time, you throw a blanket or towel over your head as your nose is 5 inches from his buttocks. As air is released through his anus you would inhale the smoke. The buds combined with gastric vapours increases the potency giving you an unbelievable euphoric high. Once this is achieved, you can switch positions.
Hey dude, wanna get high? How? Let's try the Vietnamese Brownstar Reefer or Marty's backdoor Ganja
by The_funbags March 1, 2010
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Backdoor Bandit

1)someone who will come up from behind you, trip you off your feet and proceed to rape you up the ass
2) Someone who will take everything you own out of your backdoor while your away on hoildays, most likely a friend or family memember
3) Used to make fun of friends
1) "Marc is a backdoor bandit, He got Sally twice last weeK"
2) "My fucking T.V. is gone.... Fucking Backdoor Bandits
3) "Karl, your dumb as shit, you fucking Backdoor Bandit"
by Torrance Dodge August 28, 2005
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Devils Backbone

When you're doing her from behind and you bend her feet all the way to her head so her spine breaks and with the blood you draw a pentagram around her body for the sacrifice of the greater good
Hey girl, you want to try the Devils Backbone tonight?
Sure babe, Let's do it!
by Kernn_ August 8, 2017
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Backdoor Bandit

Homosexual persone who does other males in the anus.
by Backdoor bandit April 6, 2003
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backdoor sluts 9

a fictional porno in South Park (Season 6, Episode 13)
backdoor sluts 9 makes naught nannies 4 look like farm animals 2 (quote from 'shockwaver')
by indastoop July 31, 2012
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Backdoor Tomahawk

A backdoor tomahawk involves giving anal with a really big penis.
Chris:Dude!What are you doing

Brandon:Oh uh I just gave your mom the backdoor tomahawk.
by CHOPSSTEWY April 30, 2009
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