Bruce Wayne

Bay Area slang for a male closet homosexual.

These lame Bruce Waynes stay mad at me.

by James Wong September 27, 2005

P BRUCE

THE PHRASE USED TO DESCRIBE WHEN YOU OR SOMEONE TAKES A PEE ON YOUR BRUCE(PENIS).

OH MAN AFTER WE DID SHE TOTALLY DID A P BRUCE ON ME

by M.R.N. April 3, 2009

Bruce County

Bruce county, is a plot of land that we like to refer to as God's Country because the sunrises, sunsets, rainbows and views in general are so beautiful. It's full of nice people who greet you with a smile.

I was melkin the cows when I realized how beautiful the sunset was outside. That's when I remembered I was in God's country. Bruce County.

by Melky Way February 29, 2020

Bruce Lee

The result of Chuck Norris kicking God three times

The only godchild except Jesus is Bruce Lee,(unintentional).

by dboss October 1, 2007

Bruce Willis

When you rip of a yellow guy's dick off then punch the shit out of him.

when it's really cold out you start to jack off then you pore cold water on your dick then stick it on a frozen pole then stick a icicle up your ass then pull the icicle out of your ass and rip your dick of the the frosen pull at the same time.

damn! Bruce Willis just gave that guy in Sin City a Bruce Willis.

"man my tongue herts after sticking it to a pole then ripping it off." "You think that's bad, I gave myself a Bruce Willis and it still isn't healed fully but at least the skin grew back." "why would you do that, it's the stupidest thing ever!" "I made $50. you still think I'm stupid?" "yes."

by shafty Mick Jonhson April 30, 2006

Bruce Dickface

Anyone who is an asshole, jerk, nerd, creep, etc.

Also used in the shorthand version of Bruce.

Originated by recording group RUMBACAT in their song, "Bruce" (2003).

"He tried to be funny by repeating what we'd say / but the only funny thing was laughing when he went away / he thought it was cool when Jethro played the flute / yeah, my mom dated a Bruce"

by ZDS August 23, 2004

Jack Bruce

Bassist and vocalist for Cream. He is a mediocre musician and he is also a dick. He called Led Zeppelin "crap" and started bitching about their reunion tour. Also a cranky old man filled with jealousy.

Greg: Psh, Dan sucks at playing guitar
Dave: He's better than you. Stop being such a Jack Bruce.

by Page218 May 5, 2009