bottle booger

The dried up bit of substance crusting at the opening of a bottle that impedes the flow and sometime ends up in your dispensed portion. Often found on mustard, ketchup, and lotion. (See also lotion booger.)

Cindy: "Mom, Danny just flicked a bottle booger at me."
Danny: "See, it's just ketchup."
Mom: "Danny, stop picking bottle boogers and eating them!"

by jasonspsyche February 6, 2018

booger tent

It's a nose, dammit.

My Jew friend has a large booger tent.

by Allthejunk987 January 5, 2017

Booger swing

A small steel or plastic hoop nose piercing worn through the septum.

" Hey broski/sisterrizzle, I couldn't help but notice your bitchin' booger swing and it's accompanying rider "

by Moe the homo August 20, 2013

Booger Sugar

Cocaine

-or-
If your parents killed you its the "mail"

"And she hit that booger sugar 'til her nose bleed (Alright, alright, alright)
Bounce that shit forever, she on both knees"

-T. Scott

by Flatttttt_Stanley December 27, 2022

Impossible Booger

when you go to pick your booger but your finger accidentally pushes it back too far.

Me: Tyrene, why is your finger all dirty?
Tyrene: cause I just spent five minutes with an impossible booger

Me: Heather you’ve had your finger in your nose for five minutes.
Heather: can’t help it Don, I have an impossible booger that rolled out of reach

Me: mom go get your tweezers! I’ve got an impossible booger
Mom: the long ones?
Me: yea

by Jurmy February 8, 2020

free booger

An act of giving free blowjobs to men at no charge

Andy : YOOOO I could really use a free booger right now
Girl : Sure lets go

by goldenponyboy August 13, 2020

booger muncher

someone who munches on boogers, this is different than just eating boogers. this is an intense chewing of boogers. do not befriend a booger muncher, it's dangerous.

"Dude, she is literally a booger muncher, I saw her digging in her nose and sucking the boogers off her finger."

by porkobobbo October 13, 2022