blind Texan

When a dentist is doing a dental procedure and and t-bags the patient during the procedure, but before hand puts Benzocaine on his balls so they are numb and Tingley so he can not feel it.

Oh Damn he just got the blind Texan

by dds 1987 January 25, 2014

blonde blindness

A situation in which you struggle to distinguish one blonde female from another given the tendency for many of them to look rather similar.

Jack: "Isn't that the same girl that was in the previous scene?"
Joe: "The same girl? I understand your confusion..they are both blonde and rather similar"
Jack: "Not great for my blonde blindness, is it?"

by signon77 October 24, 2013

blind trust

BLIND TRUST verb
Definition
The *Skill* of believing what you're told, regardless of what you see.

Used In A Sentence:
The stupid woman was full of blind trust.

by Dahba September 15, 2016

Blind People

I can't see

I feel bad for blind people

by Jumb13s May 8, 2019

shootin blind

Peeing (for guys) in the dark while still standing up.

Dude, last night i got up at like 2 and had to shoot blind. I got piss everywhere.( shootin blind )

by me14 March 5, 2007

Right Blindness

1. A curable condition where a person to buy into an ideology, dismissing personal experience that does not fit into the ideology.

2. A curable condition where a person supports the concentration of wealth and power, even when it puts them personally at greater risk of having neither.

Mary: Single mothers are a drain on society.
Barry: Uh, you're a divorcee with a kid. So is your sister.
Mary: But we're different, we work hard! You know the type I mean, stop trying to twist my words!
Barry: How long have you had right blindness?

Even though Bob doesn't make much money, he supports cutting taxes on the rich because he has right blindness.

by PulpPoet August 17, 2012

Blind sex

Having sex in the dark, using the senses of touch, hearing and smell to increase arousal

Wow, that girl is fabulous at blind sex

by Gojai August 24, 2017