dookie bear

to shit on a sleeping old man. so that he wakes up very angry.

I was pissed at grandpa. So I gave him the dookie bear, while he was snoring on the couch.

by sheefan amadeus January 9, 2006

Struggle Bear

A person or animal that either struggles to do something, fails epic-ally, is clumsy, or tries repeatedly to do something and hurts him/herself in the process.

Chevy Chase is a HUGE Struggle Bear in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

by Struggle Bear lovr January 19, 2012

pander bear

A candidate running for political office who shamelessly attempts to lure in votes by making patronizing and empty concessions and shows of support for particular special interests.

Observer 1: OMG did you see how John McCain has started hanging out with that crazy guy who runs a megachurch in Georgia to try to get the evangelical vote?

Observer 2: yeah, what a Pander Bear.

by chrlz qr March 24, 2008

Tiddy Bear

A rightfully underknown and possibly useless product designed to wrap around your seat belt, cushioning your big tiddies (titties) from any discomfort and, thusly, promoting personal safety for the unjustly buxom and repugnantly obese. This plush apparatus is designed to be inconspicuously disguised as a small teddy bear, when not in use, hence the name.

"My shoulder strap used to pull so tight I could hardly breathe. Now, with the Tiddy Bear, I really enjoy traveling again." (actual quote from a real Tiddy Bear advertisement)

by JoshuaJordan May 11, 2008

Monkey Bear

A loved one who is like a giant teddy bear but acts like a monkey at times.

Andrew is such a monkey bear. I love him very much.

by asaws11 July 20, 2009

Bear-Blasting

Similar to Hump-Catting

Bear-Blasting! Because you'll be too energetic for normal sports!

by Auugghhh December 27, 2007

Nahko Bear

Cosmic Singer

Nahko Bear has a voice that makes the world feel at peace. One song at a time he is helping the world find their medicine and use it.

by FitLife24/7 May 20, 2017