ratchet gas station bathroom

Nasty ass bathroom at a gas station with cum stains on the wall and unflushed shit

Thats a ratchet gas station bathroom

by mooneyboy August 2, 2014

Dulaney high school bathroom

You walk in and see the piss yellow walls. You think it’s paint, but no it’s actual piss. You carefully step over the used tissues and blood stains on the floor to get to a stall. You open the door and see a bunch of surprisingly inspirational quotes and the occasional penis carved into the wall. Then you go to wash your hands and the sink doesn’t work. You go to the next sink and it’s clogged with hair, something bloody and ramen. The next sink finally works but the water is completely brown. So you give up, step back over the blood stains and decide to stick to hand sanitizer.

I’d rather die in a port-a-potty then use a Dulaney high school bathroom.

by Cl0bie May 30, 2018

Burger King Bathroom

Wrecking a Burger King bathroom by spraying explosive diarrhea on all surfaces, while completely missing the commode.

Jeff is such a chode. I pulled a Burger King Bathroom just before I left his lame party.

by DwayneElizondoMountainDewHerbe July 12, 2018

Quad c bathroom

A bathroom where every drug in existence has been done

Bro they went to the quad c bathroom you know what that means

by Thycuntfuckery July 7, 2021

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

A book published by Portable Press, containing random bits of trivia in different categories, ranging from easy read all the way to long read. Little tidbits usually at the bottom of the page or at the end of a topic. There are new books every year, and sometimes there are books in one huge category (e.g. sports), Plunges into... books, and even kids' books. Used to have its own institute and its own website.

Some Dude 1: "Hey, have you ever heard of Armchair Reader?"
Some Dude 2: "Hell no, I've only ever heard of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."

by xxylvii July 25, 2021

blessing the bathroom

The act of gracing the man's throne. Granting a blessing to a bathroom with one's feces. Several splashes have to occur in order for this term to be used.

Wife: "OH MY GOD. WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE?!"
Husband: "What is it, honey?"
Wife: "It smells terrible in here! Like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird shit, and spoiled milk! And there's toilet water all over the seat!"
Husband: "Oh. That. That's just the results of me blessing the bathroom. I advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours."

by Nappets October 8, 2011

Maine South Bathroom

The beginning of "who took a shit in the juul room"

I just got stained in the Maine South Bathroom

by gangweoutthisbutch October 10, 2018