Arabian Monocle

A delicious act of whoredom during which a lucky participant has one eye covered by another eager volunteer's respective testicle. See arabian goggles.

Interested party: "Yo dawg, I heard Tay-Tay hooked you up with an Arabian Monocle last night. How was that?"

Reciever: "To be honest bro, sucked. One of my eyes was warm with ballsack, and the other has fresh pink eye. Would I do it again? Anything to bear a striking resemblance to my hero, Mr. Peanut."

IP: "...Dude, what the fuck. He's a nut with a monocle, you had a nut on your face, albeit in monocle fashion. Nigga, you gay. Move past the denial phase."

by f7u12intheAmotherF'er June 2, 2011

extreme arabian jellyfish

wanking till you nearly cum, keeping the cum inside till it rots. Go to your lady friend and nut her in the mouth, when she vomits over the disgusting smell and tase follow through by pissing in her mouth and in all the stench and disgust, turn her on her stomach and suck out her shit.

cop: so what happened last night
stripper: he got to excited and gave me a extreme arabian jellyfish.
cop: D:

by nearou surgeoun engernerrings November 3, 2011

Sawdy Arabia

How the yanks say Saudi Arabia. They pronounce it like 'Saw-Dee' Arabia.

Yank: "Hey you ever been to Sawdy Arabia? I heard there's loads of terrorists there"
Person: "Yes I've been there, no it isn't full of terrorists, and it's pronounced Sow-dee not Saw-dee, you stupid yank."

by SemajCOYS September 7, 2016

arabian soda can

a women must jack the male off so he can jizz into the can. Next you will have to cut the can in half and then insert it into the males ass, Finally the women must grab it out with her mouth and consume all of the soda.

That mother fucka zech totally tried the arabian soda can with his mom last night before they ate dinner.

by trifecta crew 101 May 2, 2010

arabian mascara

The sexual act of ejaculating into a woman's eyes giving them arabian mascara

You mom has some nice arabian mascara, you assclown.

by Shitcornfuckdick January 17, 2008

awadia

A bitch or whore-like act receeded by a black woman.

"Man, that Awadia really fucked you over."

by Lana Whitehouse March 28, 2008

Arabian Breeze

Whilst one is tossing another's salad, the receiver farts into the face of the tosser thus causing their hair to be blown back. This act is Arabian due to the blistering heat from the fart hitting your face.

Guy 1: How was your date last night?

Guy 2: I gave her an Arabian breeze, she never saw it coming!

*High five!!*

by Callmestonewall8 March 16, 2011